Society Archive
Democracy NOW protestors arrested in centre of Davidium
Posted on November 9, 2016Six members of the so-called Democracy NOW movement have been remanded in custody after being arrested by the Empire Police for “breaching public safety” at a protest in the capital this morning. The unnamed minifigs are understood to be […]
Shadowy group pins its target on obstructors to “online freedom of expression”
Posted on November 21, 2013A brief electronic mail sent to the Minifig Times overnight from the previously unheard of group, Anonymous, has threatened “action” against perceived “obstructors” of “online freedom of expression”. Little is known of the origin of the email which has […]
‘El Plato’ paraded to the world as Empire Police rejoice capture of Number 1
Posted on November 13, 2013The Empire’s most notorious crime boss and head of the Hole Heads Clan, Pol ‘El Plato’ Cardha has been captured. Parading the handcuffed minifig to the press, the one-time most wanted fig in the land was in bullet-proof attire […]
We’re all made of the same brick origins propose scientists at Davidium Science Forum
Posted on October 18, 2013A research paper entitled the ‘Hypothesis of the Primeval Brick’ presented by notable cosmologists and astrophysicists from the prestigious Emperor David University has theorised that the most likely beginnings of the LEGO Universe have their origins in what they […]
Nuclear power plant reopens following successful completion of internal safety review
Posted on August 30, 2013The Enatolia Nuclear Power plant is back in full operation following the successful completion of a safety review by the operator AEG. The review, carried out under the watchful eye of the industry regulatory body, the Minifig Atomic Energy […]
AEG explains away images of panic stricken employees as standard safety drill acting
Posted on August 26, 2013Atomic Energy Group, operator of the Enatolia Nuclear Power Plant, has dismissed concerns over a number of CCTV image stills published today in newspapers which appear to show panic stricken employees at the site running for their lives. The […]
Brickstar Simply Rascal cancels concert in Davidium after “bley” tickets fiasco
Posted on August 21, 2013Musician Simply Rascal has cancelled his planned 2 concerts for Davidium this weekend after it emerged the 250 tickets for the event were accidentally sent to another city. The error was being blamed by Rascal on the concert organisers […]
Full safety review underway after unexplained explosion at nuclear facility revealed
Posted on August 21, 2013An investigation is underway at the Enatolia Nuclear Power Plant after it was revealed that an explosion occurred at the facility on 15th August. The news which was purportedly kept under wraps for fear of instilling panic among the […]
Empire’s first nuclear power plant opens amid large anti-government protests
Posted on August 6, 2013The Government have officially confirmed the Enatolia Nuclear Power Plant is up and operational on the national grid, the Empire’s high-voltage electric power transmission network. At a restricted press conference held at the plant, State representatives from the Ministry […]
Heated exchanges in parliament as rival political parties clash over nuclear plant
Posted on July 26, 2013The Hall of Minifigs erupted into fiery verbal crossfire today as members from all political parties took pot-shots at one another over the attempted cover-up around the now confirmed Enatol nuclear facility. The Effective Minifig Union and Communist Party […]
Imperial Geographic Society issues draft demography report for ND Land
Posted on July 25, 2013Provisional findings from the Imperial Geographic Society’s interim country profile on the Kingdom of ND Land have been released to the public. The study covered documentation and analysis of ND Land’s demographic and geographic make-up and sheds new light […]
Council of Minifigs to debate road construction change to assist enhanced design options
Posted on July 5, 2013Davidium’s Council of Minifigs is to debate road construction techniques at the next meeting of the Capital Authority which could see all existing roads in the capital dug up at tremendous cost to the tax payer. The news has infuriated […]
Government deny any interest in nuclear technology preferring ‘green alternatives’
Posted on May 27, 2013Answering questions posed by the opposition, New Brick Order, Prime Minister Julian Halliday denied the state is looking at nuclear technology in its quest for energy self-sufficiency. Addressing the Hall of Minifigs, Halliday claimed that the Three Summits Hydro-dam […]
Empire Police make arrests made in connection with 2010 murders
Posted on May 17, 2013Two minifigures have been arrested by the Empire Police in connection with the 2010 murders of 2 minifigs off the Massar industrial estate in the Ribistan area of Davidium. The victims had been found shot several times at close […]
Capital renamed Davidium in honour of founding minifig
Posted on March 12, 2013Legoland City, the capital of the state of Legoland since the 1980s, has been renamed Davidium in honour of His Imperial Majesty, Emperor David. The city’s Council of Minifigs voted 7-3 in favour of the name change after the […]