2007 Archive
![Emperor David of the Legoland Imperial Republic has wished himself and all loyal minifigs well in the forth coming year and for the Christmas holiday. Speaking at the Winter Palace in Legoland City, the revered leader called on Legomen […]](https://www.minifigtimes.com/wp-content/themes/project-ar2-master/images/empty_thumbnail.gif "Emperor wishes himself well as Republic prepares for a Christmas without God")
Emperor wishes himself well as Republic prepares for a Christmas without God
Posted on December 20, 2007Emperor David of the Legoland Imperial Republic has wished himself and all loyal minifigs well in the forth coming year and for the Christmas holiday. Speaking at the Winter Palace in Legoland City, the revered leader called on Legomen […]
New Year party on ice for Mayor Fig as he is forced to deny he received Mafia bribes
Posted on December 20, 2007Legoland Town Mayor Mr Trusty Fig has hit out at leaked Legoland County Council documents that reveal there are highly detailed plans to tear down much of Legoland Town’s existing buildings in January 2008. The documents show plans for […]
UTN welcomes Plasticland Empire withdrawal after country wraps up exploitation
Posted on December 18, 2007The Union of Toy Nations Secretary General Corpus Missingus has praised Plasticland Empire ruler Emperor Mal Mor after he announced the decision to withdraw all Plasticland Empire troops from New Paperland. The decision by Emperor Mor will see New […]
Government confirms a £67.8m Christmas gift of trees and weapons is on its way
Posted on December 16, 2007The Government of the Legoland Imperial Republic has announced that £67,815,000 has been allocated to purchase new Lego in early January 2008.The main beneficiaries are the nation’s military and environmentalists. Government publication, Brick Politik, revealed that the Legoland Republican […]
The Lego Clan dominates the Oscars at awards ceremony held in Greentown
Posted on December 14, 2007Crime flick, The Lego Clan, has won 7 Oscars at the inaugural Lego Oscars in Greentown today. The Lego Oscars, hosted by the Academy of Minifig Motion Pictures aims to give recognition to the very best of Lego films. […]
The Legoland Times is back up and running confirms company’s owner Mr Prints
Posted on December 11, 2007Owner of The Legoland Times, Mr Prints, has confirmed that the news agency has reopened and is “back to normal” after over a month of disruptive industrial action which culminated last week with the dismissal of the entire group’s […]
The Legoland Times sacks all general staff following industrial dispute
Posted on November 29, 2007The Legoland Times, owned by the admirable Mr Prints, has announced tonight that the newspaper has fired all of its general staff following the industrial dispute which has halted publication of the paper for the last number of weeks. […]
Emperor pissed off at having to do exam confirms sources close to ruler
Posted on November 1, 2007Sources close to the dictator of the Legoland Imperial Republic, Emperor David, have revealed that the supreme ruler is “pissed off” at having to do a “stupid fucking exam” in “this day and age”. The revelations came as the […]
Whereabouts of New Paperland’s former president remains unknown
Posted on October 16, 2007Following the collapse of his government, the New Paperland leader, president Crackalic Paperic, has seemingly gone into hiding in an attempt to avoid capture by Plasticland Empire forces. According to the Plasticland Empire newspaper, Reich Press, the New Paperland […]
New Paperland falls as Plasticland Empire forces rout NPA to capture capital
Posted on October 9, 2007Forces loyal to the Plasticland Empire dictator Mal Mor have captured the New Paperland capital wiping out the NPA army in the process. The Empire took the city after a three pronged attack overwhelmed the city’s defences. According to […]
Camelot threatens war with the Plasticland Empire as Legoland gives up
Posted on October 8, 2007Plasticland Empires advances towards the New Paperland capital continued in earnest today despite warnings from King Ghandi of the Kingdom of Camelot that such aggression may lead to his nation’s entry into the war. New Paperland villages of Branad, […]
Plasticland Empire invades the country of New Paperland with massacres reported
Posted on October 3, 2007A massive Plasticland Empire army numbering 150 soldiers has invaded New Paperland under the orders of Emperor Mal Mor with numerous reports of whole populations of villages being “liquidated”. The decision by the fascist dictatorship to invade the Paper […]
Heavy casualty numbers reported in battle for Duplostan capital, The Block
Posted on October 3, 2007The Legoland Times can confidently report that the Legoland Republican Guard are suffering major loses in their bid to capture the Duplostan capital The Block. With the government and military imposing self-censorship on the battle, The Legoland Times special […]
Legoland overruns whole swathes of the Kingdom of Duplostan in surprise land invasion
Posted on September 27, 2007The Legoland Imperial Republic has launched a full-scale attack on Duplostan with up to 150 troops having invaded the small nation under orders from Emperor David. It is understood that Legoland Republican Guard forces have captured most of the […]
Emperor hailed by government after banning God in Act Of Common Sense
Posted on September 10, 2007Dictator of the Legoland Imperial Republic, Emperor David, has been praised by members of his government today for banning God under a new parliamentary act he personally signed into the constitution. Under this new act, termed the Act Of […]