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![Legoland Football Association president and general lard-ass, Mr Fifa, has claimed that there is “no hooligan problem in Legoland football”. The bizarre claims seems to contradict all semi-logical evidence which, if anything, seems to point to increasing levels of […]](https://www.minifigtimes.com/wp-content/themes/project-ar2-master/images/empty_thumbnail.gif "There is “no hooligan problem” says football association president to reporters")
There is “no hooligan problem” says football association president to reporters
Posted on September 4, 2007Legoland Football Association president and general lard-ass, Mr Fifa, has claimed that there is “no hooligan problem in Legoland football”. The bizarre claims seems to contradict all semi-logical evidence which, if anything, seems to point to increasing levels of […]
Legoland Football Association revamps League and expels 21 clubs
Posted on August 19, 2007The Legoland Football Association has ordered the shut down of 21 Italian-Lego clubs in a shock move that has stunned the SuperLeague. The news came just one day after the LFA’s overweight president Mr Fifa suggested that his organisation […]
Juventus to spend big should the club secure a first Serie A title this season
Posted on April 18, 2007The owner of Serie A football side Juventus, Emperor David, has said he will “splash the cash” should his Turin side land the Serie A title this season. With just six games remaining in the 42-game season, Juventus lie […]
Mr Fifa slams overweight reports as “lies” and “character assassination”
Posted on April 17, 2007Overweight Legoland Football Association president Mr Fifa has hit out at reports in the Legoland media that he is fat. Speaking angrily to reporters the chubby football chief had this to say; “The suggestions that I am slightly obese […]
Greentown Athletic defeat Higginsland minnows in historic meeting of sides
Posted on April 17, 2007Serie A side Greentown Athletic have defeated Higginsland side Xtran by a 3-1 scoreline in a historic friendly played in the rogue Lego state. The game was the first time that a Legoland side played a club from Higginsland […]
Struggling Inter Police sack head coach Jose Mourinho after another defeat
Posted on April 16, 2007International Police have fired coach Jose Mourinho following the club’s 2-1 defeat to Legoland United yesterday. The defeat, the Pigs’ second in a week following last Sunday’s loss to Lazio, leaves the club languishing in mid-table 16 points behind […]
Legoland Football Association rules against Marino owner, King Edward of Eland
Posted on April 11, 2007The Legoland Football Association has announced that King Edward, the owner of Serie A side Marino, cannot necessarily prevent his club’s players from leaving the side even if they are still alive. In an press conference held today at […]
Three Serie A sides secure victories to progress to the LFA Cup semi-finals
Posted on April 4, 2007Legoland FC, Sampdoria and Port Villa have all gone through to the LFA Cup Semi-Finals after narrow victories in the Quarter-Final fixtures. LFC needed a penalty shoot-out to defeat Serie E minnows Cante Athletic whilst Port Villa had to […]
Slobs go one clear as Legoland FC slip up on proverbial banana skin in Castleland
Posted on April 1, 2007The Footballing Celebs have gone one point clear in the Legoland Football League tonight despite having been held in a 2-2 draw with Legoland United in the capital. Goals from Fat Frank Lampard and Joao Pinto gave Celebs a […]
Ronaldo signs for Legoland FC and AC Milan in historic shared-player deal
Posted on March 26, 2007Former Legoland United forward Ronaldo has agreed to join AC Milan until the remainder of the season before joining reigning champions Legoland FC in Legoland City. Ronaldo has reportedly signed after a £17.5m deal was agreed between the three […]
Chessland giants raid Legoland FC snapping up two Legoland internationals
Posted on March 26, 2007Former World Club Cup winners Chessland City have launched an astonishing plunge into the Legoland transfer market by reportedly snapping up Legoland FC’s star duo Davide Ratti and Gianluca Zambrotta. It is believed that the Hacking Hooligans have agreed […]
Nation of Higginsland granted UEFA membership by governing body
Posted on March 22, 2007UEFA have announced that the country of Higginsland has been accepted into its footballing community and Higginsland football clubs may now participate in the 2006/7 UEFA Champions League and UEFA Cup tournaments. The announcement is expected to cause celebrations […]
“Players can only leave when they die” confirms Marino’s sporting director
Posted on March 15, 2007Marino football club have shocked the nation by announcing that their players will never be allowed to leave the club unless they “die”. The statement in full read, “Marino says players can only leave when they die. Down with […]
UEFA to consider granting Higginsland clubs entry into competitions
Posted on March 13, 2007UEFA have announced today that they will be commencing an internal debate on whether to grant Higginsland membership of the international footballing community. UEFA, who run the a number of international football competitions between regional nations including the UEFA […]
Legoland United demand ND Land club Albern make further Taribello payments
Posted on February 28, 2007Legoland United have demanded that ND Land football club Albern “hurry up and pay up” the outstanding monies owed to them following the sale of Alex Taribello over 5 years ago. The club have said that their lawyers will […]