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Contradicting reports that first emerged from war-torn PBR, the Ministry of Information said today that a claim made by the PBR that it possesses nuclear weapons was “idiotic” and only surpassed in idiocy by those minifigs who believed it. […] 0

Ministry of Information dismisses PBR’s claim that it possesses nuclear weapons

Posted on October 29, 2015

Contradicting reports that first emerged from war-torn PBR, the Ministry of Information said today that a claim made by the PBR that it possesses nuclear weapons was “idiotic” and only surpassed in idiocy by those minifigs who believed it. […]

Describing the Empire Police’s fleet of Legoda 6623s police cars as outdated a representative group from the force has called on the state to immediately allocate financial resources to fund a replacement programme. The group highlighted the aging design […] 0

Police representative group unhappy at fleet of squad cars

Posted on October 23, 2015

Describing the Empire Police’s fleet of Legoda 6623s police cars as outdated a representative group from the force has called on the state to immediately allocate financial resources to fund a replacement programme. The group highlighted the aging design […]

On the outskirts of Davidium a new sound travels through the air. The noise is the clicking together of bricks and plates as dozens of families work labouriously to resurrect rooves over their heads and build something resembling homes. […] 0

Minifigs take up the challenge as government continues to fail to deliver

Posted on October 23, 2015

On the outskirts of Davidium a new sound travels through the air. The noise is the clicking together of bricks and plates as dozens of families work labouriously to resurrect rooves over their heads and build something resembling homes. […]

The Legoland Pound has dramatically increased in comparative value to the pegged Regional Hard Currency (RHC) following an historic revaluation by the Central Bank. The new exchange ratio, at 1:11,000, represents a 4,445% rise in value of the Pound […] 0

Pound rises over 4,000% against RHC following Central Bank revaluation

Posted on August 21, 2015

The Legoland Pound has dramatically increased in comparative value to the pegged Regional Hard Currency (RHC) following an historic revaluation by the Central Bank. The new exchange ratio, at 1:11,000, represents a 4,445% rise in value of the Pound […]

A tranche of new taxes have been announced by the Customs and Excise Office following the opening of the Davidium Custom House. Costing record sums the landmark building will need to be paid for and it is clear that […] 0

New taxes required to rebuild state coffers after Custom House project

Posted on July 2, 2015

A tranche of new taxes have been announced by the Customs and Excise Office following the opening of the Davidium Custom House. Costing record sums the landmark building will need to be paid for and it is clear that […]

Emperor David, busy from his recent house move, has announced he is taking some precious time out of his demanding schedule to “bang heads together” on the international scene and “take the Mega Bloks out” of deteriorating diplomatic relations. […] 0

“Hands-on” Emperor steps in to sort out mess, secures release of former leadership

Posted on September 8, 2014

Emperor David, busy from his recent house move, has announced he is taking some precious time out of his demanding schedule to “bang heads together” on the international scene and “take the Mega Bloks out” of deteriorating diplomatic relations. […]

The Ministry of Truth issued a brief press release today claiming that Fred Deeds is not a member of the military ruling party and recent reports appearing in the international press to the contrary were false. The Ministry, the […] 0

Military Junta rebuffs Deeds links as he brandishes Western powers “war jingoists”

Posted on August 22, 2014

The Ministry of Truth issued a brief press release today claiming that Fred Deeds is not a member of the military ruling party and recent reports appearing in the international press to the contrary were false. The Ministry, the […]

Cable between Caprican government and the government of the Federation of Legopolis. Date 21 Jun 2013 Transcript: 21061301 0

Caprican government claims of journalist Chuck Charles’ asylum plea

Posted on August 14, 2014

Cable between Caprican government and the government of the Federation of Legopolis. Date 21 Jun 2013 Transcript: 21061301

Cable between PBR government and the PBR ambassador to the Empire of Legoland. Date 03 Dec 2013 Transcript: 03121301 0

PBR spying on Empire detailed in embassy correspondence

Posted on August 14, 2014

Cable between PBR government and the PBR ambassador to the Empire of Legoland. Date 03 Dec 2013 Transcript: 03121301

Cable between Empire of Legoland emissary to the PBR and the Imperial Government in Davidium. Date 04 Dec 2013 Transcript: 04121301 0

PBR Supreme Chancellor secret lover rumoured in December 2013

Posted on August 14, 2014

Cable between Empire of Legoland emissary to the PBR and the Imperial Government in Davidium. Date 04 Dec 2013 Transcript: 04121301

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Posted on August 14, 2014

We commit to adhering to the principals of scientific journalism and accompany all published journalistic stories with associated primary sources. We accept leaked material minifig-to-minifig although we recommend anonymous electronic emailing as the preferred method of submitting material. We […]

A simple figure acting without an ounce of malevolence. Those are the self-descriptive words of the much maligned Fred Deeds who spoke exclusively to the Minifig Times about life in Legoland and his foreign detractors. From a secret location […] 0

“I’m a fig of peace, unlike them” explains Deeds in interview with the Minifig Times

Posted on August 8, 2014

A simple figure acting without an ounce of malevolence. Those are the self-descriptive words of the much maligned Fred Deeds who spoke exclusively to the Minifig Times about life in Legoland and his foreign detractors. From a secret location […]

To much manufactured fanfare and self-adoration, the Legoland Football Association ushered in a new era for football in the Empire with the much awaited launch of the new SuperLeague, being dubbed by both the association and media alike as […] 0

LFA launch SuperLeague 2.0 with show of razzmatazz and greed aplenty

Posted on July 25, 2014

To much manufactured fanfare and self-adoration, the Legoland Football Association ushered in a new era for football in the Empire with the much awaited launch of the new SuperLeague, being dubbed by both the association and media alike as […]

It has emerged that the bodies of the late Prince Christian and Princess Grace of the Capricas were flown home to the Caprican Empire earlier this month by the Empire’s new military led government. With no word coming from […] 0

Bodies of Caprican spies were repatriated by military junta in July say reports

Posted on July 25, 2014

It has emerged that the bodies of the late Prince Christian and Princess Grace of the Capricas were flown home to the Caprican Empire earlier this month by the Empire’s new military led government. With no word coming from […]

There is mounting expectation that the Imperial Army are preparing to lay storm the national parliament in Davidium to flush out the remaining politicians who are still refusing to come out of the former power-base of the Empire. It […] 0

Seige of parliament enters its 11th week with reports of canabalism emerging

Posted on May 9, 2014

There is mounting expectation that the Imperial Army are preparing to lay storm the national parliament in Davidium to flush out the remaining politicians who are still refusing to come out of the former power-base of the Empire. It […]