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Police launch huge operation across capital after El Plato escape
Posted on August 9, 2017Dozens of officers from the Empire Police have been deployed across East Davidium after this morning’s confirmed escape of the country’s most infamous crime boss, former Hole Heads head Pol Cardha. Prison officials admitted this morning that ‘El Plato’ […]
Mr Prints welcomes NBO victory as Hall swings firmly to the right
Posted on August 2, 2017New Brick Order’s trouncing of the main left wing parties has seen it take more than double the number of seats held by the next largest party, Everybody Deserves Bricks. The election also saw newcomers Not In My Baseplate […]
New Brick Order secures 47% of vote to become country’s largest party
Posted on August 2, 2017Robert Goldman is set to become Legoland’s third Prime Minister after seeing his party secure 10 of the 22 seats up for grabs in the Hall of Minifigs. Polls closed last night and the tallies were made available just […]
Energy deal under threat after Technic launches crackdown on “bad dudes”
Posted on March 8, 2017UPBR president Donald Technic has announced an all-out travel ban on minifigs from 4 countries in a bid to stop “bad dudes” from entering the UPBR. In yet another startling display of recklessness, the recently elected Technic painted the […]
SuperLeague cash reserves more than halve since 2013-14 season
Posted on January 16, 2017The 32 franchises in Legoland’s SuperLeague have seen their collective net cash reserves plummet from £384m to £176m in three years according to the 2017 Report on League Finances issued by the Legoland Football Association. The enormous drop represents […]