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Legoland Footballing Celebs have gone 5 points clear at the top of the Legoland Football League following a hard fought win over Republic. The 1-0 victory by the Celebs was celebrated by the club’s owner Mr Prints as a […] 0

Celebs powering their way towards the finish line following victory over Republic

Posted on April 22, 2007

Legoland Footballing Celebs have gone 5 points clear at the top of the Legoland Football League following a hard fought win over Republic. The 1-0 victory by the Celebs was celebrated by the club’s owner Mr Prints as a […]

According to the ND Times, insane rock-star Marilyn Manson has been linked with the managerial position at Lazio as pressure mounts on the incumbent Delio Rossi. Rossi is sure to be upset by the rumours that the rock-“God” will […] 0

Lazio deny link to crazy rocker but express interest in crazy murderer

Posted on February 27, 2007

According to the ND Times, insane rock-star Marilyn Manson has been linked with the managerial position at Lazio as pressure mounts on the incumbent Delio Rossi. Rossi is sure to be upset by the rumours that the rock-“God” will […]

On the eve of a vital Serie A clash with city rivals Roma, new Lazio owners, SEGA, have shocked many people, particularly those in the ND Land League, by announcing that Lazio have signed 4 times ND Land League […] 0

Mrs Sega’s shock shake up at Lazio comes just in time for local derby showdown

Posted on February 27, 2007

On the eve of a vital Serie A clash with city rivals Roma, new Lazio owners, SEGA, have shocked many people, particularly those in the ND Land League, by announcing that Lazio have signed 4 times ND Land League […]

Serie A side Lazio have been sold to ND Land businesswoman Mrs Sega for an undisclosed fee believed to be in the region of £40m. Mrs Sega now owns both Lazio and Gardinia East football clubs. Supporters of Lazio […] 0

ND Land King sells football side Lazio to businesswoman in likely corrupt deal

Posted on February 27, 2007

Serie A side Lazio have been sold to ND Land businesswoman Mrs Sega for an undisclosed fee believed to be in the region of £40m. Mrs Sega now owns both Lazio and Gardinia East football clubs. Supporters of Lazio […]

Gardinia East FC’s star strikers Florian Maurice and Perez Munoz Alfonso have both been linked with moves to ND Land FC, as part of a deal between Mrs Sega and King Noel, which will see the games tycoon become […] 0

Gardinia East international duo linked with ND Land FC moves in Lazio sale deal

Posted on February 27, 2007

Gardinia East FC’s star strikers Florian Maurice and Perez Munoz Alfonso have both been linked with moves to ND Land FC, as part of a deal between Mrs Sega and King Noel, which will see the games tycoon become […]

An investigation into the transfer of Alex Taribello from Albern to AS Roma has begun following complaints made by supporters of the ND Land side in a letter to the NDFA. The transfer surprised many, when Albern sold Taribello […] 0

Investigation into strange Taribello switch begins following complaints from fans

Posted on February 25, 2007

An investigation into the transfer of Alex Taribello from Albern to AS Roma has begun following complaints made by supporters of the ND Land side in a letter to the NDFA. The transfer surprised many, when Albern sold Taribello […]

AC Milan have taken out a record £30m loan from the Voluntary Bank of Legoland in a desperate bid to save the club from relegation to Serie B. The loan was sealed following the decision by the Legoland Football […] 0

Milan take out record loan and ring in the changes in desperate bid to avoid drop

Posted on February 25, 2007

AC Milan have taken out a record £30m loan from the Voluntary Bank of Legoland in a desperate bid to save the club from relegation to Serie B. The loan was sealed following the decision by the Legoland Football […]

A man purporting to be Pondaland author Hans Christian Andersen has slammed champions Legoland FC following the violence which erupted in the February 11th Legoland Derby. In a statement issued to the press, Mr Andersen said that “Legoland FC […] 0

Famous literary author calls for league leaders Legoland FC to be shown ‘the door’

Posted on February 25, 2007

A man purporting to be Pondaland author Hans Christian Andersen has slammed champions Legoland FC following the violence which erupted in the February 11th Legoland Derby. In a statement issued to the press, Mr Andersen said that “Legoland FC […]

It has emerged today that Mrs Sega, the owner of one of the world’s major international video game software and hardware developing companies, has struck a deal with King Noel to buy Lazio in a deal expected to be […] 0

ND Times reports games giant SEGA in take-over talks with Serie A club Lazio

Posted on February 25, 2007

It has emerged today that Mrs Sega, the owner of one of the world’s major international video game software and hardware developing companies, has struck a deal with King Noel to buy Lazio in a deal expected to be […]

Legoland FC are celebrating tonight after an dramatic late win at Empoli saw the club go top of the Legoland Football League for the first time since early December 2006. Raul’s late strike, controversial as Raul appeared to be […] 0

Raul sends Legoland FC to the top as Robin Ravers sink Celebs in Castleland

Posted on February 25, 2007

Legoland FC are celebrating tonight after an dramatic late win at Empoli saw the club go top of the Legoland Football League for the first time since early December 2006. Raul’s late strike, controversial as Raul appeared to be […]

A bitter war of words looks set to erupt following Filippo Inzaghi’s comment to the Legoland Times that his brother, Simone Inzaghi, is a “gobsheen”. The comments which were left by Filippo Inzaghi on the Legoland Times message board […] 0

Feud set to escalate between Inzaghi brothers as King Noel’s remarks gain traction

Posted on February 22, 2007

A bitter war of words looks set to erupt following Filippo Inzaghi’s comment to the Legoland Times that his brother, Simone Inzaghi, is a “gobsheen”. The comments which were left by Filippo Inzaghi on the Legoland Times message board […]

Legoland FC have refused to comment after the agent of Gardinian international striker Ronaldo claimed his client “has not signed” for the champions and remains a Roma player. Agent Daylite Robbus told reporters that Ronaldo has “no intention” of […] 0

Ronaldo ‘not even close’ to joining Legoland FC according to player’s agent

Posted on February 19, 2007

Legoland FC have refused to comment after the agent of Gardinian international striker Ronaldo claimed his client “has not signed” for the champions and remains a Roma player. Agent Daylite Robbus told reporters that Ronaldo has “no intention” of […]

According to sources close to the president of AS Roma, a deal has been struck between the Roman club and reigning league champions Legoland FC for the transfer of Gardinian international star striker Ronaldo. The forward is understood to […] 0

Ronaldo signs for Legoland FC after penning bumper package worth £3m a year

Posted on February 16, 2007

According to sources close to the president of AS Roma, a deal has been struck between the Roman club and reigning league champions Legoland FC for the transfer of Gardinian international star striker Ronaldo. The forward is understood to […]

ND Land FC have rubbished reports that Roman Riquelme could be on his way out, after reports from Legoland indicated that Legoland United were preparing an offer. The player himself stated that he is happy at ND Land FC […] 0

ND Land FC issue ‘hands off’ warning tp Legoland United over star Roman Riquelme

Posted on February 16, 2007

ND Land FC have rubbished reports that Roman Riquelme could be on his way out, after reports from Legoland indicated that Legoland United were preparing an offer. The player himself stated that he is happy at ND Land FC […]

The ruler of ND Land, King Noel, has spoken of his satisfaction at the Legoland Derby result which saw Legoland United defeat cross-town rivals Legoland FC 1-0. In an announcement to reporters, King Noel said that it was “good […] 0

King of ND Land weighs in with “everybody hates LFC, everybody loves a clown” comment

Posted on February 11, 2007

The ruler of ND Land, King Noel, has spoken of his satisfaction at the Legoland Derby result which saw Legoland United defeat cross-town rivals Legoland FC 1-0. In an announcement to reporters, King Noel said that it was “good […]