Mrs Sega’s shock shake up at Lazio comes just in time for local derby showdown

On the eve of a vital Serie A clash with city rivals Roma, new Lazio owners, SEGA, have shocked many people, particularly those in the ND Land League, by announcing that Lazio have signed 4 times ND Land League top scorer Florian Maurice, star striker Perez Munoz Alfonso, Domenico Morfeo, Cosmin Contra and former Lazio man Matias Almeyda, all on loan from Gardinia East FC til the end of the Legoland season.

Lazio have also captured former Legoland United and current ND Land FC playmaker Martins Adailton for an undisclosed fee and have also signed ND Land’s star man Roman Riquelme and Ruben Baraja on a short-term loan. Reports have suggested that ND Land FC will be allowed call back the players at any time. However Lazio will be hoping that the players will not be needed back until after the end of the Serie A season.

Lazio fans will be delighted by the massive face lift performed by new owners SEGA, especially considering their position in Serie A.

Sega also had this to say: “Don’t worry, we will ensure that Paulo Di Canio and other rehabs will never return to the club. We hope for a great future with Lazio, and it is important to stress the importance of getting rid of Paulo Di Canio from such plans.”

The massive changes at Lazio have dramatically come on the eve of one of the most important Rome derbies in Lazio’s history. The club will be hoping to cause an upset to high flying Roma’s title challenge.