National Archive

The Empire’s most notorious crime boss and head of the Hole Heads Clan, Pol ‘El Plato’ Cardha has been captured. Parading the handcuffed minifig to the press, the one-time most wanted fig in the land was in bullet-proof attire […] 0

‘El Plato’ paraded to the world as Empire Police rejoice capture of Number 1

Posted on November 13, 2013

The Empire’s most notorious crime boss and head of the Hole Heads Clan, Pol ‘El Plato’ Cardha has been captured. Parading the handcuffed minifig to the press, the one-time most wanted fig in the land was in bullet-proof attire […]

The Empire will not be intervening on the side of PBR President Deeds or the FBA the Government have confirmed after the Hall of Minifigs voted against sending Imperial Army forces into war. Prime Minister Haliday said that his […] 0

State confirms neutrality in PBR conflict despite concerns over minifigitarian situation

Posted on September 9, 2013

The Empire will not be intervening on the side of PBR President Deeds or the FBA the Government have confirmed after the Hall of Minifigs voted against sending Imperial Army forces into war. Prime Minister Haliday said that his […]

A number of high ranking army generals have been dismissed from their posts by the Government after it emerged preparations were in motion for intervention in the PBR civil war without approval from the imperial parliament. Addressing the Hall […] 0

Top army generals sacked after attempt to lead Empire into war without State approval

Posted on September 9, 2013

A number of high ranking army generals have been dismissed from their posts by the Government after it emerged preparations were in motion for intervention in the PBR civil war without approval from the imperial parliament. Addressing the Hall […]

Fighting has erupted in the PBR between forces supporting the former president William Brik and the country’s newly elected head of state, Fred Deeds. According to reports coming out of the capital Williams City, fierce gun battles have broken […] 0

Empire comes under pressure to prop-up PBR regime as fierce gun battles break out

Posted on September 6, 2013

Fighting has erupted in the PBR between forces supporting the former president William Brik and the country’s newly elected head of state, Fred Deeds. According to reports coming out of the capital Williams City, fierce gun battles have broken […]

The offices of the parent company of the Minifig Times have this morning been raided by the police under direct orders from the Ministry of Truth. The move came after the news agency published a photograph that appeared to […] 0

Offices of the Mr Prints Group raided by police under orders from the Ministry of Truth

Posted on September 4, 2013

The offices of the parent company of the Minifig Times have this morning been raided by the police under direct orders from the Ministry of Truth. The move came after the news agency published a photograph that appeared to […]

An investigation is underway at the Enatolia Nuclear Power Plant after it was revealed that an explosion occurred at the facility on 15th August. The news which was purportedly kept under wraps for fear of instilling panic among the […] 0

Full safety review underway after unexplained explosion at nuclear facility revealed

Posted on August 21, 2013

An investigation is underway at the Enatolia Nuclear Power Plant after it was revealed that an explosion occurred at the facility on 15th August. The news which was purportedly kept under wraps for fear of instilling panic among the […]

The entire Political Bureau of the Ministry of Truth were just days away from falling victim to an elaborate assassination plot it has been revealed. The plot, foiled after the former Caprican ambassadors to the Empire succumbed under interrogation, […] 0

Empire Police confirm intended victims of Cleaver Assassination Plot

Posted on August 14, 2013

The entire Political Bureau of the Ministry of Truth were just days away from falling victim to an elaborate assassination plot it has been revealed. The plot, foiled after the former Caprican ambassadors to the Empire succumbed under interrogation, […]

Prince Christian and Princess Grace were attempting to “bury the hatchet” in the skull of a prominent Legoland politician according to confessions from the two Caprican subversives the Intelligence Service has announced. A statement from the Mind Police explained […] 0

Mugshots of Caprican spies released amid shocking “burying the hatchet” revelation

Posted on August 13, 2013

Prince Christian and Princess Grace were attempting to “bury the hatchet” in the skull of a prominent Legoland politician according to confessions from the two Caprican subversives the Intelligence Service has announced. A statement from the Mind Police explained […]

The Government have officially confirmed the Enatolia Nuclear Power Plant is up and operational on the national grid, the Empire’s high-voltage electric power transmission network. At a restricted press conference held at the plant, State representatives from the Ministry […] 0

Empire’s first nuclear power plant opens amid large anti-government protests

Posted on August 6, 2013

The Government have officially confirmed the Enatolia Nuclear Power Plant is up and operational on the national grid, the Empire’s high-voltage electric power transmission network. At a restricted press conference held at the plant, State representatives from the Ministry […]

Emperor David may personally intervene to secure the release of looney MP hopeful Jesus Christ. Mr Christ was booked into the Imperial Correctional Facility after the double crime of criticising the state and insisting he is the son of […] 0

HIM may force release of “mad” JC, currently locked away in a correctional facility

Posted on November 1, 2011

Emperor David may personally intervene to secure the release of looney MP hopeful Jesus Christ. Mr Christ was booked into the Imperial Correctional Facility after the double crime of criticising the state and insisting he is the son of […]

It may have been an offer of kindness from the minifigs of the PBR to send their national army to Legoland to bolster Empire forces in the event of military action from Caprica. The offer was today firmly rejected […] 0

Fleshies’ help available but not wanted as Ministry not seeking help from “lower ‘fig forms”

Posted on October 31, 2011

It may have been an offer of kindness from the minifigs of the PBR to send their national army to Legoland to bolster Empire forces in the event of military action from Caprica. The offer was today firmly rejected […]