HIM may force release of “mad” JC, currently locked away in a correctional facility

Emperor David may personally intervene to secure the release of looney MP hopeful Jesus Christ.

Mr Christ was booked into the Imperial Correctional Facility after the double crime of criticising the state and insisting he is the son of runaway outlaw, God. His Imperial Majesty is reportedly set to order the ‘fig’s release to prevent a “sympathy vote” in upcoming elections.