Brick Flu hit Groons is in Legoland receiving treatment confirms distressed sister

Ambassador to Caprica, Reginald Isaac Groons, has returned to Legoland for a “holiday” according to his family.

Speaking outside the family home in the town of Aura Vera, the emissary’s sister, Ms Isabella Groons, informed reporters that her brother was recovering from a “quite serious illness”. The illness she said is believed to be a previously unknown mutation of minifig influenza.

Legoland based doctors have labelled the virus “Caprican Brick Flu” and have advised the Ministry for Foreign Affairs to warn Lego nationals against travelling to the impoverished Kingdom of Caprica, the believed source of the disease outbreak.