Genius Leper “going nowhere” according to Legoland United club officials

Legoland United veteran forward Leper will “never be leaving the club” stated angry club officials today after it was revealed that ND Land giants ND Land FC have tabled a massive bid to tempt the Reds into selling the player.

Leper, United’s most famous player, and arguably Legoland’s most famous personality after the Emperor, joined United in 1993 and playing alongside Cripple and Christy in the Reds’ front-line. The player is the top goalscorer of all time for any club. Club officials today called him a “genius”

According to the ND Times, Leper is “unsettled” at United as the club are currently struggling domestically in Serie A. This has prompted the ND Landers to table a €60m bid in addition to the trio of Martins Adailton, Nicolas Ventola and Ruud Van Nistelrooj.

United called the offer “an insult” but confirmed to The Legoland Times that they do have their eye on Adailton. The Gardinian international previously played for the Reds before his big money switch to the ND Land league.

ND Land club officials have yet to respond to United’s rebuff but are expected to be annoyed at United’s labelling of the offer as “an insult”.