Pirates Make Bid For Lukas Podolski

Port Villa have offered Plasticland Empire £7m for star striker Lukas Podolski according to reports in Legoland. Podolski did previously play for the Pirates however financial problems at the portside club forced his sale.

Port Villa’s recent form seems to indicate that the club has a good chance to qualify for European competition this term and as a result the club directors may provide additional transfer funds to strengthen those chances.

According to the Lego News newspaper, Podolski would “jump at the chance” to a return to “the world’s number one football league”. Meanwhile Podolski himself has refused to comment on the speculation insisting that he is “happy to be already playing for such a huge club”.