2006 Archive
Riot erupts after football fans clash with police following SuperLeague game
Posted on October 29, 2006Massive rioting has broken out throughout south Legoland City this evening after supporters of Legoland FC began overturning cars and smashing in windows of houses and businesses in the area. The violence commenced following the the football club’s scoreless […]
Plan ‘B21’ commences after agreement with country’s leading construction firms
Posted on October 26, 2006The Government of Legoland in conjunction with the Export Company and the Linet building firms today announced the launch of project ‘Plan B21’. The ambitious construction project will see the replacement of the June Motorway Bridge with a new […]
Obesity not a problem for Legomen according to independent research body
Posted on October 23, 2006Expanding waistlines are not a problem for Legomen. That’s according to the latest findings of the Sarafield Research Group (SRG), a non-governmental body set-up to provide useless facts to the Legoland media for publication. The study found that despite […]
Windowless McDonald’s outlet opens in Legoland Town in new tactic by spoilsport owner
Posted on October 21, 2006A windowless branch of McDonald’s fast food restaurants has opened in Legoland Town aimed a thwarting local residents and visitors from “Donald-bashing”. The phenomenon of Donald-bashing has seen numerous outlets of the restaurant chain seriously damaged over the years […]