Major overhaul of Lego football on the cards as LFA to expand “Legoisation”

In a dramatic announcement, the LFA has confirmed it is advancing plans to only permit players and managers possessing Lego names from registering with teams within the Legoland league.

The move is expected to see thousands of minifigs rush to apply for new names over the Christmas period when the application process is set to be opened.

The plan is the brainchild of acting association president and general lard-ass Henry Fifa, who instigated a similar process of “Legoisation” of club names in recent years.