Mr United calls Legoland FC ‘a shambles’ after rivals fall further behind leaders

Legoland United manager Mr United has labelled his Old Rule rivals Legoland FC a “shambles” after the reigning champions fell further behind the Footballing Celebs in the league championship race. Legoland FC were held to a 1-1 draw with struggling AC Milan at home last weekend whilst Celebs, the league leaders, carved out another win, this time over Inter Police.

Mr United, whose side won 2-1 against Ravenna to move into fifth place in the standings claims that LFC’s performances this season are “terrible” considering all the money that is spent on players. “We all knew before this season that the LFC board are a shambles and the performances by LFC players, manager, and board directors both on and off the field this term just strengthens our belief that they really are a complete and utter bunch of muppets”.

Mr United’s grievances are supported by many anti-LFC football fans who comment that the Blues’ should be top of the league based on the amount of money they spent on players and, somewhat controversially, perceived favours that are given to LFC by match referees. Legoland FC are yet to comment however Public Relations guru Daniele Massaro was seen driving angrily throughout Legoland City.