Empire raking in the cash through “slave trade” State Economic Bureau stats show

Sales of “slaves” between October and December 2011 has seen the population of the Empire decrease by over 100 ‘figs, all ethnic Spacefigs, according to figures released by the State Economic Bureau (SEB).

The minifigs were sold by the State to raise funds for the “Grand Rebuild”, of the Empire. Nearly £100m was raised for State coffers in minifig sales, whom international minifig rights groups have branded “illegal minifig trafficking”.

Ministry of Finance has confirmed a sales target of a further 300 minifigs by mid-2012.