Caprican Conflict Archive
Embattled PM throws in the towel after emergence of secret arms deal
Posted on November 1, 2011The mother of all scandals is how state broadcaster RTL broke the news. And what a scandal it is. Leaked reports from the Ministry of Peace has revealed that a massive arms deal was struck with the Kingdom of […]
Fleshies’ help available but not wanted as Ministry not seeking help from “lower ‘fig forms”
Posted on October 31, 2011It may have been an offer of kindness from the minifigs of the PBR to send their national army to Legoland to bolster Empire forces in the event of military action from Caprica. The offer was today firmly rejected […]
PBR ruler set to stand by his minifig as the Empire still has friends, just not on Brickface
Posted on October 1, 2011The PBR has mobilised the state’s Imperial Armed Forces declaring the move is for “training purposes”. Anonymous sources close to the PBR Government are contradicting the official line however, stating that the call-up is solely related to the escaling […]
Brick hits the fan as Emperor slams impotent Caprican regime’s failure to clamp down on media
Posted on October 1, 2011The Empire of Legoland’s economy has collapsed while refugeefigs flee in their hundreds to the safety of neighbouring countries. That outlandish tale is being reported under the guise of news by local media outlets in the backwater rogue state […]
The Empire strikes back! Caprican embassy goes up in smoke as security forces take backseat
Posted on September 30, 2011Diplomatic relations between the Empires of Caprica and Legoland are at an all-time low today after last night’s dramatic events in the capital saw a crowd of over 30 young minifigs attack and burn the foreign embassy reducing it […]
Brick Flu hit Groons is in Legoland receiving treatment confirms distressed sister
Posted on September 30, 2011Ambassador to Caprica, Reginald Isaac Groons, has returned to Legoland for a “holiday” according to his family. Speaking outside the family home in the town of Aura Vera, the emissary’s sister, Ms Isabella Groons, informed reporters that her brother […]