Politics Archive

Emperor David has called on the Empire’s minifigs to be aware of the false promises being made by pro-democracy movements abroad and to take their words “with a bunch of studs”. Speaking at his Fort Sabre residence, the Emperor […] 0

Emperor slams democracy movements fingering out the PBR for harsh criticism

Posted on August 8, 2013

Emperor David has called on the Empire’s minifigs to be aware of the false promises being made by pro-democracy movements abroad and to take their words “with a bunch of studs”. Speaking at his Fort Sabre residence, the Emperor […]

The recently elected First Minister of the Caprican banana kinglet, Winston Spencer, has formally apologised to the Empire and its press in a speech to the country’s oldest zoological garden, the Eulenbourg. The bumbling minifig claimed his country had […] 0

Caprican First Minister begs forgiveness with sorrowful apology to the Empire

Posted on August 2, 2013

The recently elected First Minister of the Caprican banana kinglet, Winston Spencer, has formally apologised to the Empire and its press in a speech to the country’s oldest zoological garden, the Eulenbourg. The bumbling minifig claimed his country had […]

The Hall of Minifigs erupted into fiery verbal crossfire today as members from all political parties took pot-shots at one another over the attempted cover-up around the now confirmed Enatol nuclear facility. The Effective Minifig Union and Communist Party […] 1

Heated exchanges in parliament as rival political parties clash over nuclear plant

Posted on July 26, 2013

The Hall of Minifigs erupted into fiery verbal crossfire today as members from all political parties took pot-shots at one another over the attempted cover-up around the now confirmed Enatol nuclear facility. The Effective Minifig Union and Communist Party […]

Prime Minister Julian Halliday has been forced to openly deny that the State is developing a nuclear programme despite clear evidence to the contrary. Leaked photographs from the Enatol suburb of Davidium appear to show that construction on a […] 0

Prime Minister denies nuclear programme after images are published in the press

Posted on July 25, 2013

Prime Minister Julian Halliday has been forced to openly deny that the State is developing a nuclear programme despite clear evidence to the contrary. Leaked photographs from the Enatol suburb of Davidium appear to show that construction on a […]

A consortium of members within the Effective Minifig Union and Communist Party coalition government have joined together to mount pressure on their respective party leaders to usher in a raft of reforms aimed at tackling a wave of growing […] 0

‘Irritable Eleven’ propose major changes to state policies to ‘protect’ minifigs

Posted on July 25, 2013

A consortium of members within the Effective Minifig Union and Communist Party coalition government have joined together to mount pressure on their respective party leaders to usher in a raft of reforms aimed at tackling a wave of growing […]

Emperor David has spoken candidly of the three election hopefuls in the PBR presidential election race in an interview with the Castle Clan and has confirmed his backing for Bob the King. The exclusive interview was given during his […] 0

Emperor weighs in behind Bob the King in forthcoming PBR presidential election

Posted on July 25, 2013

Emperor David has spoken candidly of the three election hopefuls in the PBR presidential election race in an interview with the Castle Clan and has confirmed his backing for Bob the King. The exclusive interview was given during his […]

Following an open request made by the Capricas, the Government has provided a provisional list of requirements it is seeking from the Caprican State in order to advert what many believe is an approaching and near-inevitable “Cultural War”. A […] 0

Empire outlines demands to advert Cultural War with Capricas

Posted on June 19, 2013

Following an open request made by the Capricas, the Government has provided a provisional list of requirements it is seeking from the Caprican State in order to advert what many believe is an approaching and near-inevitable “Cultural War”. A […]

The Intelligence Service has revealed documentation and evidence pointing to Caprican state involvement in the 2011 kidnapping and murder of the Empire’s then-to-be ambassador to Kilimanlego, Hulex Rolds. Publishing 1000s of pages of documents, photographs and the transcripts of […] 0

Caprican agents responsible for Rolds’ murder confirms State’s Intelligence Service

Posted on June 14, 2013

The Intelligence Service has revealed documentation and evidence pointing to Caprican state involvement in the 2011 kidnapping and murder of the Empire’s then-to-be ambassador to Kilimanlego, Hulex Rolds. Publishing 1000s of pages of documents, photographs and the transcripts of […]

The Imperial Navy’s newest naval vessel is under construction in the port city of Holtdam with the first images emerging from the contractors showing building work on the massive hull. The new dreadnought is expected to be one of […] 0

Images of battleship under construction emerge from Holtdam

Posted on June 9, 2013

The Imperial Navy’s newest naval vessel is under construction in the port city of Holtdam with the first images emerging from the contractors showing building work on the massive hull. The new dreadnought is expected to be one of […]

The Empire has formally upgraded its Extradition Request for international troublemaker Chuck Charles to an Execution Request. The scoundrel is now believed to be in hiding. Reports from the Federation of Legopolis indicate that he may have changed his […] 0

Is this the new face of wanted MINIfig Chuck Charles?

Posted on June 8, 2013

The Empire has formally upgraded its Extradition Request for international troublemaker Chuck Charles to an Execution Request. The scoundrel is now believed to be in hiding. Reports from the Federation of Legopolis indicate that he may have changed his […]

The arms race engulfing Panterra Major is hotting up after the region’s sole Super Power indicated that it will proceed with the building of 2 massive battleships to defend the seas off the Empire of Legoland from foreign threats. […] 0

Arms race with hots up as State gives green light to dreadnoughts’ construction

Posted on May 31, 2013

The arms race engulfing Panterra Major is hotting up after the region’s sole Super Power indicated that it will proceed with the building of 2 massive battleships to defend the seas off the Empire of Legoland from foreign threats. […]

Answering questions posed by the opposition, New Brick Order, Prime Minister Julian Halliday denied the state is looking at nuclear technology in its quest for energy self-sufficiency. Addressing the Hall of Minifigs, Halliday claimed that the Three Summits Hydro-dam […] 2

Government deny any interest in nuclear technology preferring ‘green alternatives’

Posted on May 27, 2013

Answering questions posed by the opposition, New Brick Order, Prime Minister Julian Halliday denied the state is looking at nuclear technology in its quest for energy self-sufficiency. Addressing the Hall of Minifigs, Halliday claimed that the Three Summits Hydro-dam […]

Despite international observers lamenting the lack of anti-corruption control measures, the Capricans fired ahead with elections for their new leader and elected a suitably inept minifig to lead their inept country. Winston Spencer, the self-proclaimed hardliner and ultra-xenophobe, will […] 0

Banana state has new pea-brained leader, hardfig Winston Spencer

Posted on May 20, 2013

Despite international observers lamenting the lack of anti-corruption control measures, the Capricans fired ahead with elections for their new leader and elected a suitably inept minifig to lead their inept country. Winston Spencer, the self-proclaimed hardliner and ultra-xenophobe, will […]

President William Brik, leader of the PBR and steadfast ally of the Empire, is believed dead  following the grim discovery in the seas off the Republic of what is understood to be wreckage belonging to his personal plane. According […] 1

President of the PBR is feared dead after his private plane crashes off coast

Posted on April 30, 2013

President William Brik, leader of the PBR and steadfast ally of the Empire, is believed dead  following the grim discovery in the seas off the Republic of what is understood to be wreckage belonging to his personal plane. According […]

A minifig of the highest respect and veneration is no more. Shortly after 11:00 hours this morning the death of Sir Reginald Isaac Groons was announced by the Ministry of Truth. Suffering from the ill-effects of months of ill […] 0

Former emissary to the Capricas and Hero of the Empire, Lord Reginald Isaac Groons, is dead

Posted on April 25, 2013

A minifig of the highest respect and veneration is no more. Shortly after 11:00 hours this morning the death of Sir Reginald Isaac Groons was announced by the Ministry of Truth. Suffering from the ill-effects of months of ill […]