Politics Archive

“Such developments would be a clear provocation to the powers that be in Davidium and in the other capitals in North Attica. We don’t seek confrontation but a baseplate grab is not up for discussion”. Those were the stark […] 0

Emperor warns PBR against expansionist ambitions as reports of PBR plans emerge

Posted July 2, 2015

“Such developments would be a clear provocation to the powers that be in Davidium and in the other capitals in North Attica. We don’t seek confrontation but a baseplate grab is not up for discussion”. Those were the stark […]

Both the Lego Republic and the PBR have suffered heavy blows to their international image today following a provoking oration from renowned philanthropist and philosopher Elliot Stevens. “Everything is not awesome”, said Stevens of the Lego Republic and PBR’s […] 0

Lego Republic, PBR reputations dragged through mud with allegations of figocide

Posted December 18, 2014

Both the Lego Republic and the PBR have suffered heavy blows to their international image today following a provoking oration from renowned philanthropist and philosopher Elliot Stevens. “Everything is not awesome”, said Stevens of the Lego Republic and PBR’s […]

There is mounting expectation that the Imperial Army are preparing to lay storm the national parliament in Davidium to flush out the remaining politicians who are still refusing to come out of the former power-base of the Empire. It […] 0

Seige of parliament enters its 11th week with reports of canabalism emerging

Posted May 9, 2014

There is mounting expectation that the Imperial Army are preparing to lay storm the national parliament in Davidium to flush out the remaining politicians who are still refusing to come out of the former power-base of the Empire. It […]

Following Friday’s unprecedented move by some members of the Imperial Army to point its guns at the Imperial parliament and national government within, the leadership of the rebel generals who are as-yet unknown, are understood to have tabled an […] 0

Blackout hits city as army gives Hall of Minifigs ultimatium

Posted February 21, 2014

Following Friday’s unprecedented move by some members of the Imperial Army to point its guns at the Imperial parliament and national government within, the leadership of the rebel generals who are as-yet unknown, are understood to have tabled an […]

The arrest of a number of Communist Party officials for suspected involvement in the poisoning of the former Prime Minister has intensified growing tensions and distrust between the coalition parties to unprecedented levels. The Effective Minifig Union has called […] 0

Coalition government amity hits rock bottom after arrests made in PM murder plot

Posted February 21, 2014

The arrest of a number of Communist Party officials for suspected involvement in the poisoning of the former Prime Minister has intensified growing tensions and distrust between the coalition parties to unprecedented levels. The Effective Minifig Union has called […]

Prime Minister Julian Haliday has left the Davidium Imperial Hospital this evening 11 weeks after falling ill following confirmed Polonium-210 poisoning. The minifig, clearly frail from his ordeal, spoke briefly to the media outside the hospital grounds before being […] 0

Prime Minister confirms resignation while leaving hospital wheelchair bound

Posted November 19, 2013

Prime Minister Julian Haliday has left the Davidium Imperial Hospital this evening 11 weeks after falling ill following confirmed Polonium-210 poisoning. The minifig, clearly frail from his ordeal, spoke briefly to the media outside the hospital grounds before being […]

The former president of the PBR, Mr Fred Deeds, has arrived in Legoland where he has been granted asylum as part of the peace deal that ended the 7 Day War that gripped the foreign country earlier this month. […] 0

Former PBR president begins asylum as part of Davidium brokered peace deal

Posted September 25, 2013

The former president of the PBR, Mr Fred Deeds, has arrived in Legoland where he has been granted asylum as part of the peace deal that ended the 7 Day War that gripped the foreign country earlier this month. […]

Doctors treating Prime Minister Julian Haliday have confirmed that the minifigure suffered a massive brick failure this afternoon following which his condition has deteriorated significantly. The Empire’s former parliamentarian leader is being treated for Polonium poisoning but according to […] 0

Prime Minister suffers massive brick failure with doctors running out of options

Posted September 25, 2013

Doctors treating Prime Minister Julian Haliday have confirmed that the minifigure suffered a massive brick failure this afternoon following which his condition has deteriorated significantly. The Empire’s former parliamentarian leader is being treated for Polonium poisoning but according to […]

The 7 day conflict that has ravaged the PBR is over after the leadership of both the FBA and Cobra agreed to a permanent cessation of hostilities. The deal was struck following the removal from power of Fred Deeds […] 0

Waring sides in the PBR sign armistice after Deeds is ousted by Cobra renegades

Posted September 12, 2013

The 7 day conflict that has ravaged the PBR is over after the leadership of both the FBA and Cobra agreed to a permanent cessation of hostilities. The deal was struck following the removal from power of Fred Deeds […]

Prime Minister Haliday was the victim of radioactive poisoning the Davidium Imperial Hospital confirmed this morning. The minifig was diagnosed with acute radiation syndrome by doctors with subsequent testing confirming the ingestion of the chemical element Polonium-210 as the […] 0

PM was poisoned with highly radioactive element confirms the Imperial Hospital

Posted September 10, 2013

Prime Minister Haliday was the victim of radioactive poisoning the Davidium Imperial Hospital confirmed this morning. The minifig was diagnosed with acute radiation syndrome by doctors with subsequent testing confirming the ingestion of the chemical element Polonium-210 as the […]

PM Julian Haliday is seriously ill in hospital tonight after collapsing at a State banquet in the capital this evening. The leader of the Effective Minifig Union was treated on the scene before being airlifted to the Davidium Imperial […] 1

Prime Minister critically ill in hospital after collapsing at Government function

Posted September 9, 2013

PM Julian Haliday is seriously ill in hospital tonight after collapsing at a State banquet in the capital this evening. The leader of the Effective Minifig Union was treated on the scene before being airlifted to the Davidium Imperial […]

The offices of the parent company of the Minifig Times have this morning been raided by the police under direct orders from the Ministry of Truth. The move came after the news agency published a photograph that appeared to […] 1

Offices of the Mr Prints Group raided by police under orders from the Ministry of Truth

Posted September 4, 2013

The offices of the parent company of the Minifig Times have this morning been raided by the police under direct orders from the Ministry of Truth. The move came after the news agency published a photograph that appeared to […]

The entire Political Bureau of the Ministry of Truth were just days away from falling victim to an elaborate assassination plot it has been revealed. The plot, foiled after the former Caprican ambassadors to the Empire succumbed under interrogation, […] 1

Empire Police confirm intended victims of Cleaver Assassination Plot

Posted August 14, 2013

The entire Political Bureau of the Ministry of Truth were just days away from falling victim to an elaborate assassination plot it has been revealed. The plot, foiled after the former Caprican ambassadors to the Empire succumbed under interrogation, […]

Prince Christian and Princess Grace were attempting to “bury the hatchet” in the skull of a prominent Legoland politician according to confessions from the two Caprican subversives the Intelligence Service has announced. A statement from the Mind Police explained […] 2

Mugshots of Caprican spies released amid shocking “burying the hatchet” revelation

Posted August 13, 2013

Prince Christian and Princess Grace were attempting to “bury the hatchet” in the skull of a prominent Legoland politician according to confessions from the two Caprican subversives the Intelligence Service has announced. A statement from the Mind Police explained […]

Members of the Caprican royal family, Prince Christian and Princess Grace, are this evening being interrogated by the Intelligence Service wing of the Empire Police. It is understood that the duo were arrested in Davidium this afternoon by members […] 1

Empire Police interrogating Caprican royals after figs are arrested at embassy

Posted August 12, 2013

Members of the Caprican royal family, Prince Christian and Princess Grace, are this evening being interrogated by the Intelligence Service wing of the Empire Police. It is understood that the duo were arrested in Davidium this afternoon by members […]