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The 32 franchises in Legoland’s SuperLeague have seen their collective net cash reserves plummet from £384m to £176m in three years according to the 2017 Report on League Finances issued by the Legoland Football Association. The enormous drop represents […] 0

SuperLeague cash reserves more than halve since 2013-14 season

Posted on January 16, 2017

The 32 franchises in Legoland’s SuperLeague have seen their collective net cash reserves plummet from £384m to £176m in three years according to the 2017 Report on League Finances issued by the Legoland Football Association. The enormous drop represents […]

Legoland FC have secured their 9th Serie A title today with a 4-2 victory over Medalin at the Partizan in front of a crowd of 903 minifigs. The Davidium club lifted the trophy with 3 games to spare and […] 0

Legoland FC land fourth consecutive title with win over Medalin

Posted on December 29, 2016

Legoland FC have secured their 9th Serie A title today with a 4-2 victory over Medalin at the Partizan in front of a crowd of 903 minifigs. The Davidium club lifted the trophy with 3 games to spare and […]

To much manufactured fanfare and self-adoration, the Legoland Football Association ushered in a new era for football in the Empire with the much awaited launch of the new SuperLeague, being dubbed by both the association and media alike as […] 0

LFA launch SuperLeague 2.0 with show of razzmatazz and greed aplenty

Posted on July 25, 2014

To much manufactured fanfare and self-adoration, the Legoland Football Association ushered in a new era for football in the Empire with the much awaited launch of the new SuperLeague, being dubbed by both the association and media alike as […]

The Minifig Players Union has secured victory in the Imperial Courts and won for its members in the LFA SuperLeague a revised minimum wage of £2,500 per week for under 21 year olds and £5,000 for players over 21 […] 1

SuperLeague clubs react negatively after Players Union wins historic minimum wage

Posted on February 11, 2014

The Minifig Players Union has secured victory in the Imperial Courts and won for its members in the LFA SuperLeague a revised minimum wage of £2,500 per week for under 21 year olds and £5,000 for players over 21 […]

The LFA have appointed administrators to Inter Balen football club after the franchise defaulted on its crippling £101m loan. Control of the team’s finances and assets have now been allocated to accountants from PricewoodhousePieces. The following statement was issued […] 0

Lights go out at Inter Balen as administrators appointed following record debt default

Posted on February 11, 2014

The LFA have appointed administrators to Inter Balen football club after the franchise defaulted on its crippling £101m loan. Control of the team’s finances and assets have now been allocated to accountants from PricewoodhousePieces. The following statement was issued […]

“Some big changes will be made concerning all clubs, players and owners”, said Mr Fifa last week and today he announced what those changes will be. From the new season onwards, the names of all footballers, managers, coaches and […] 1

LFA chief Henry Fifa confirms player names are to be changed in historic development

Posted on August 26, 2013

“Some big changes will be made concerning all clubs, players and owners”, said Mr Fifa last week and today he announced what those changes will be. From the new season onwards, the names of all footballers, managers, coaches and […]

With a new Serie A season nearly upon us some have wondered where has the LFA’s perennial meddling been this Summer. Such minifigs will not be disappointed however as association chief Henry Fifa confirmed today that more change is […] 4

New football season will introduce “major positive changes” announces governing body

Posted on August 21, 2013

With a new Serie A season nearly upon us some have wondered where has the LFA’s perennial meddling been this Summer. Such minifigs will not be disappointed however as association chief Henry Fifa confirmed today that more change is […]

Verdy have landed their first honour after a nail-biting 2-1 win over Serie B side Medina at the Port Arena in Holtdam. The Serie A side, which finished the league season as runners-up to Legoland FC, took the lead […] 0

Verdy clinch first honour with LFA Cup victory over Medina

Posted on May 26, 2013

Verdy have landed their first honour after a nail-biting 2-1 win over Serie B side Medina at the Port Arena in Holtdam. The Serie A side, which finished the league season as runners-up to Legoland FC, took the lead […]

Serie A champions Legoland FC will be joined by Old Rule rivals Legoland United and Verdy in participating in next season’s Minifig Gold Cup. Victories for Verdy over Black Fortress Barbarians and Legoland United over Medalin White Sox were […] 0

Old Rule and Verdy take Minifig Gold Cup places as BFB lose

Posted on April 27, 2013

Serie A champions Legoland FC will be joined by Old Rule rivals Legoland United and Verdy in participating in next season’s Minifig Gold Cup. Victories for Verdy over Black Fortress Barbarians and Legoland United over Medalin White Sox were […]

Mario Balotelli had the appearance of an ominous thunder-bearing cloud as he strutted into the Legoland FC press conference. Astraphobia suffering minifigs had done well to stay away for the new found hardfig of Lego football was to put […] 0

“Traumatised” Balotelli may sue Inter Balen after being “tortured” at training camp

Posted on July 6, 2012

Mario Balotelli had the appearance of an ominous thunder-bearing cloud as he strutted into the Legoland FC press conference. Astraphobia suffering minifigs had done well to stay away for the new found hardfig of Lego football was to put […]

Legoland FC have parted company with manager Raymond Domenech after a disastrous end to the season saw the club lose the Minifig Gold Cup final and finish 6th place in the Piecelat Serie A. The heavily indebted club took […] 0

Most expensive managerial experiment in history of game ends as Domenech fired

Posted on May 31, 2012

Legoland FC have parted company with manager Raymond Domenech after a disastrous end to the season saw the club lose the Minifig Gold Cup final and finish 6th place in the Piecelat Serie A. The heavily indebted club took […]

Black Fortress Barbarians have landed the Serie A title for the first time in the club’s 18 year history after securing a 3-1 victory over Inter Police at the Imperial Stadium. The final whistle sparked wild celebrations in the […] 0

Victory away from home against Pigs sees BFB crowned champions of Legoland

Posted on April 21, 2012

Black Fortress Barbarians have landed the Serie A title for the first time in the club’s 18 year history after securing a 3-1 victory over Inter Police at the Imperial Stadium. The final whistle sparked wild celebrations in the […]

BFB have put one yellow hand on the Serie A league title with nail biting 3-2 win over Castleland United at the Dark Stadium. A capacity crowd exploded in delight as Marcelo Moreno slammed home the 70th minute winner. […] 0

BFB in poll position with one game left as the Black Monarch club aims to land first gong

Posted on April 21, 2012

BFB have put one yellow hand on the Serie A league title with nail biting 3-2 win over Castleland United at the Dark Stadium. A capacity crowd exploded in delight as Marcelo Moreno slammed home the 70th minute winner. […]

The first 12 team Serie B has ended with Rings and Marino both securing a return to the top flight pipping a host of clubs in a very tight race. At the bottom, non-league football awaits the trio of […] 0

Rings and Marino back in the big time whilst Greentown Athletic head to non league

Posted on April 17, 2012

The first 12 team Serie B has ended with Rings and Marino both securing a return to the top flight pipping a host of clubs in a very tight race. At the bottom, non-league football awaits the trio of […]

A 6-1 thrashing of Millionaires at Cadbury Park has sent Black Fortress Barbarians top of the Serie A with just 2 games of the season to go. BFB took advantage of Lion Lakers’ 2-0 loss to third placed Legoland […] 0

Black Fortress Barbarians on course for first ever Serie A title after 6 goal romp

Posted on April 15, 2012

A 6-1 thrashing of Millionaires at Cadbury Park has sent Black Fortress Barbarians top of the Serie A with just 2 games of the season to go. BFB took advantage of Lion Lakers’ 2-0 loss to third placed Legoland […]