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Legoland City, the capital of the Empire of Legoland, may well have a new moniker if a proposal from the Capital Authority is passed in the City’s Council of Minifigs. The Authority, who look after all public utilities from […] 0

Legoland City to be binned in Capital Authority proposal

Posted on March 7, 2013

Legoland City, the capital of the Empire of Legoland, may well have a new moniker if a proposal from the Capital Authority is passed in the City’s Council of Minifigs. The Authority, who look after all public utilities from […]

Owner of the Minifig Times, the admirable Mr Arubury Prints, has correctly slammed the Caprican “5 Point Plan” as “state censorship” and, “a plot to take minifigs back to the Duplo Age”. Speaking exclusively to MinifigTimes.com, Mr Prints said […] 0

Mr Prints labels plan “Duplo Age” idea

Posted on March 1, 2013

Owner of the Minifig Times, the admirable Mr Arubury Prints, has correctly slammed the Caprican “5 Point Plan” as “state censorship” and, “a plot to take minifigs back to the Duplo Age”. Speaking exclusively to MinifigTimes.com, Mr Prints said […]

Use of the term ‘Nigfig’ by the domestic media to describe minifigures of a brown hue has been outlawed by His Imperial Majesty Emperor David in a surprise move. Pressure from the Kingdom of the Capricas, a key export […] 0

‘Nigfig’ term banned by Imperial decree as Emperor acts to advert Caprican trade war

Posted on December 18, 2012

Use of the term ‘Nigfig’ by the domestic media to describe minifigures of a brown hue has been outlawed by His Imperial Majesty Emperor David in a surprise move. Pressure from the Kingdom of the Capricas, a key export […]

Independent General Election hopeful Jesus Christ has launched a scathing attack on Everyone Deserves Bricks’ MP Richard Boss. Boss’s turbulent relationship with Mr Christ reached an all-time low today when the outspoken celebrity decided against executing a cheek manoeuvre […] 0

Jesus attacks Boss in interview for having “crossed the Rubicone with Roman remark”

Posted on April 20, 2012

Independent General Election hopeful Jesus Christ has launched a scathing attack on Everyone Deserves Bricks’ MP Richard Boss. Boss’s turbulent relationship with Mr Christ reached an all-time low today when the outspoken celebrity decided against executing a cheek manoeuvre […]

Two suspected members of the Hole Heads Clan have been found shot dead in the capital as fears mount over the escalating feud between two of the Empire’s most notorious crime groups. The killings are thought to be the […] 0

Gangland warfare hits capital’s streets in apparent Legoland Mafia hit

Posted on April 17, 2012

Two suspected members of the Hole Heads Clan have been found shot dead in the capital as fears mount over the escalating feud between two of the Empire’s most notorious crime groups. The killings are thought to be the […]

Residents of one of the capital’s most notable high density complexes plan to take the Capital Authority to court after the council began removing doors previously deemed of little value but now worth millions on the international underground brick […] 0

Council flat occupants living in a gold mine as doors going for millions on black-market

Posted on April 10, 2012

Residents of one of the capital’s most notable high density complexes plan to take the Capital Authority to court after the council began removing doors previously deemed of little value but now worth millions on the international underground brick […]

Figures release by the Ministry for Justice indicate that a dramatic rise in the number of minifigs being smuggled from the western Castleland and Basicstan provinces to the townships occurred in 2010 as the ongoing war between the Legoban […] 0

Minifig trafficking on the rise according with nearly 100 minifigs rescued in 2010

Posted on September 30, 2011

Figures release by the Ministry for Justice indicate that a dramatic rise in the number of minifigs being smuggled from the western Castleland and Basicstan provinces to the townships occurred in 2010 as the ongoing war between the Legoban […]

The Emperor of the Legoland Empire has been awarded a KGCO by the rulers of the Caprican Empire. News of the honour surfaced after state broadcaster RTL reported that the Foreign Ministry was mulling over the offer before advising […] 0

Emperor made a Knight of the Grand Caprican Order despite rumoured lack of interest

Posted on September 1, 2011

The Emperor of the Legoland Empire has been awarded a KGCO by the rulers of the Caprican Empire. News of the honour surfaced after state broadcaster RTL reported that the Foreign Ministry was mulling over the offer before advising […]

Representatives of the SMU are to meet with the Government Labour Committee following the announcement by the Empire Police that they are to shed over 400 jobs, all of the positions taken by ethnic Blacktron Spacefigs. SMU officials accused […] 0

Space Minifig Union to meet with employment body over proposed redundancies

Posted on August 1, 2011

Representatives of the SMU are to meet with the Government Labour Committee following the announcement by the Empire Police that they are to shed over 400 jobs, all of the positions taken by ethnic Blacktron Spacefigs. SMU officials accused […]

The Empire Police have unveiled their new Legoda Bracket armoured cars to the media at a showing in the Legoland capital today. The Empire’s largest police force illustrated the vehicle’s capabilities at the demonstration held in Myplan with assistance […] 0

Empire Police show off new fleet of armoured vehicles to assist policing townships

Posted on August 1, 2011

The Empire Police have unveiled their new Legoda Bracket armoured cars to the media at a showing in the Legoland capital today. The Empire’s largest police force illustrated the vehicle’s capabilities at the demonstration held in Myplan with assistance […]

The Government has decided not to vote on the motion as to whether minifigs should be allowed change clothes until after the next General Election. No election date has been announced and rumours circulating around the Hall of Minifigs […] 0

Cabinet postpones decision on minifig clothes changing until after General Election

Posted on August 1, 2011

The Government has decided not to vote on the motion as to whether minifigs should be allowed change clothes until after the next General Election. No election date has been announced and rumours circulating around the Hall of Minifigs […]

Vain minifigs, female minifigs, fashion lovers, and general really dead boring figs, are celebrating today after the nation’s first hair salon, 1SizeFitsAllHeads, opened its doors on Grand Avenue Street in the capital today. The hairdressers, located on the third […] 0

Bad hair day hits nation as first hairdressers opens its doors to minifigs

Posted on April 12, 2008

Vain minifigs, female minifigs, fashion lovers, and general really dead boring figs, are celebrating today after the nation’s first hair salon, 1SizeFitsAllHeads, opened its doors on Grand Avenue Street in the capital today. The hairdressers, located on the third […]

The Emperor has congratulated the Linet construction firm for completing the installation of the Winter Palace into Legoland Square and overcoming the disastrous events of Saturday night which had thrown the entire project into doubt. Major sections of the […] 0

Winter Palace is finally installed into Legoland Square after difficult ordeal

Posted on March 31, 2008

The Emperor has congratulated the Linet construction firm for completing the installation of the Winter Palace into Legoland Square and overcoming the disastrous events of Saturday night which had thrown the entire project into doubt. Major sections of the […]

Directors and project managers at construction firm Linet have been left embarrassed after what was supposed to be a historic Saturday night for Legoland City turned into a complete shambles. In perhaps the biggest disaster in the history of […] 0

Winter Palace installation aborted following “major problems” experienced by contractor

Posted on March 29, 2008

Directors and project managers at construction firm Linet have been left embarrassed after what was supposed to be a historic Saturday night for Legoland City turned into a complete shambles. In perhaps the biggest disaster in the history of […]

Legoland Town’s Mayor Trusty Fig has rejected claims made by his Town Council members that he is a “dunderhead”. Shortly after news broke that Legoland City had agreed to twin with another foreign town – the second within the […] 0

Mayor Fig denies being a dunderhead despite missing out on another twinning

Posted on March 27, 2008

Legoland Town’s Mayor Trusty Fig has rejected claims made by his Town Council members that he is a “dunderhead”. Shortly after news broke that Legoland City had agreed to twin with another foreign town – the second within the […]