Politics Archive

Robert Goldman chose the Financial Services Centre in Davidium to make his first public engagement since becoming Prime Minister on Tuesday in a decision that proved to be more than just optics. Although it remains largely a construction site, […] 0

Goldman confirms corporation tax is to be slashed

Posted 2 weeks ago

Robert Goldman chose the Financial Services Centre in Davidium to make his first public engagement since becoming Prime Minister on Tuesday in a decision that proved to be more than just optics. Although it remains largely a construction site, […]

Speaking to Good God, Jesus has stated that he has no regrets and isn’t a loser despite failing to land a Hall of Minifigs seat in an election result that saw him claim just 1% of the national vote. […] 0

Unrepentant Jesus denies being a loser after election campaign debacle

Posted 2 weeks ago

Speaking to Good God, Jesus has stated that he has no regrets and isn’t a loser despite failing to land a Hall of Minifigs seat in an election result that saw him claim just 1% of the national vote. […]

New Brick Order’s trouncing of the main left wing parties has seen it take more than double the number of seats held by the next largest party, Everybody Deserves Bricks. The election also saw newcomers Not In My Baseplate […] 0

Mr Prints welcomes NBO victory as Hall swings firmly to the right

Posted 2 weeks ago

New Brick Order’s trouncing of the main left wing parties has seen it take more than double the number of seats held by the next largest party, Everybody Deserves Bricks. The election also saw newcomers Not In My Baseplate […]

Robert Goldman is set to become Legoland’s third Prime Minister after seeing his party secure 10 of the 22 seats up for grabs in the Hall of Minifigs. Polls closed last night and the tallies were made available just […] 0

New Brick Order secures 47% of vote to become country’s largest party

Posted 2 weeks ago

Robert Goldman is set to become Legoland’s third Prime Minister after seeing his party secure 10 of the 22 seats up for grabs in the Hall of Minifigs. Polls closed last night and the tallies were made available just […]

Limited democracy will return to Legoland on Tuesday 1st August after the Council of the Empire confirmed it will oversee a snap General Election to be contested by approved political parties. The leader of the winning party will be […] 0

Empire to go to the polls next week to elect new Prime Minister

Posted 3 weeks ago

Limited democracy will return to Legoland on Tuesday 1st August after the Council of the Empire confirmed it will oversee a snap General Election to be contested by approved political parties. The leader of the winning party will be […]

In a formal interview arranged by aides to the Legoland dictator the Minifig Times was afforded a rare insight into Emperor David’s own thoughts on a host of issues ranging from international democracy movements to the bizarre world of […] 0

Emperor David will seek to improve international relations in 2016

Posted on December 16, 2015

In a formal interview arranged by aides to the Legoland dictator the Minifig Times was afforded a rare insight into Emperor David’s own thoughts on a host of issues ranging from international democracy movements to the bizarre world of […]

Clarifying that it was not the first step in a return to parliamentary politics, the Emperor announced the establishment today of the Council of the Empire, an assembly of what he called “nobody executives” who will oversee the more […] 0

Emperor recovers from illness, sets-up Council to assist administration

Posted on October 20, 2015

Clarifying that it was not the first step in a return to parliamentary politics, the Emperor announced the establishment today of the Council of the Empire, an assembly of what he called “nobody executives” who will oversee the more […]

Emperor David has continued in his busy-body mode of late announcing that he alone has decided to restructure how the government will govern the country. No comment has been heard from members of the military regime who appear patiently […] 0

Emperor makes root-and-branch change to government ministries structure

Posted on October 3, 2014

Emperor David has continued in his busy-body mode of late announcing that he alone has decided to restructure how the government will govern the country. No comment has been heard from members of the military regime who appear patiently […]

Emperor David, busy from his recent house move, has announced he is taking some precious time out of his demanding schedule to “bang heads together” on the international scene and “take the Mega Bloks out” of deteriorating diplomatic relations. […] 0

“Hands-on” Emperor steps in to sort out mess, secures release of former leadership

Posted on September 8, 2014

Emperor David, busy from his recent house move, has announced he is taking some precious time out of his demanding schedule to “bang heads together” on the international scene and “take the Mega Bloks out” of deteriorating diplomatic relations. […]

The arrest of a number of Communist Party officials for suspected involvement in the poisoning of the former Prime Minister has intensified growing tensions and distrust between the coalition parties to unprecedented levels. The Effective Minifig Union has called […] 0

Coalition government amity hits rock bottom after arrests made in PM murder plot

Posted on February 21, 2014

The arrest of a number of Communist Party officials for suspected involvement in the poisoning of the former Prime Minister has intensified growing tensions and distrust between the coalition parties to unprecedented levels. The Effective Minifig Union has called […]

Prime Minister Julian Haliday has left the Davidium Imperial Hospital this evening 11 weeks after falling ill following confirmed Polonium-210 poisoning. The minifig, clearly frail from his ordeal, spoke briefly to the media outside the hospital grounds before being […] 0

Prime Minister confirms resignation while leaving hospital wheelchair bound

Posted on November 19, 2013

Prime Minister Julian Haliday has left the Davidium Imperial Hospital this evening 11 weeks after falling ill following confirmed Polonium-210 poisoning. The minifig, clearly frail from his ordeal, spoke briefly to the media outside the hospital grounds before being […]

Doctors treating Prime Minister Julian Haliday have confirmed that the minifigure suffered a massive brick failure this afternoon following which his condition has deteriorated significantly. The Empire’s former parliamentarian leader is being treated for Polonium poisoning but according to […] 0

Prime Minister suffers massive brick failure with doctors running out of options

Posted on September 25, 2013

Doctors treating Prime Minister Julian Haliday have confirmed that the minifigure suffered a massive brick failure this afternoon following which his condition has deteriorated significantly. The Empire’s former parliamentarian leader is being treated for Polonium poisoning but according to […]

Prime Minister Haliday was the victim of radioactive poisoning the Davidium Imperial Hospital confirmed this morning. The minifig was diagnosed with acute radiation syndrome by doctors with subsequent testing confirming the ingestion of the chemical element Polonium-210 as the […] 0

PM was poisoned with highly radioactive element confirms the Imperial Hospital

Posted on September 10, 2013

Prime Minister Haliday was the victim of radioactive poisoning the Davidium Imperial Hospital confirmed this morning. The minifig was diagnosed with acute radiation syndrome by doctors with subsequent testing confirming the ingestion of the chemical element Polonium-210 as the […]

PM Julian Haliday is seriously ill in hospital tonight after collapsing at a State banquet in the capital this evening. The leader of the Effective Minifig Union was treated on the scene before being airlifted to the Davidium Imperial […] 1

Prime Minister critically ill in hospital after collapsing at Government function

Posted on September 9, 2013

PM Julian Haliday is seriously ill in hospital tonight after collapsing at a State banquet in the capital this evening. The leader of the Effective Minifig Union was treated on the scene before being airlifted to the Davidium Imperial […]

Members of the Caprican royal family, Prince Christian and Princess Grace, are this evening being interrogated by the Intelligence Service wing of the Empire Police. It is understood that the duo were arrested in Davidium this afternoon by members […] 1

Empire Police interrogating Caprican royals after figs are arrested at embassy

Posted on August 12, 2013

Members of the Caprican royal family, Prince Christian and Princess Grace, are this evening being interrogated by the Intelligence Service wing of the Empire Police. It is understood that the duo were arrested in Davidium this afternoon by members […]