Politics Archive
Goldman confirms corporation tax is to be slashed
Posted on August 3, 2017Robert Goldman chose the Financial Services Centre in Davidium to make his first public engagement since becoming Prime Minister on Tuesday in a decision that proved to be more than just optics. Although it remains largely a construction site, […]
Empire to go to the polls next week to elect new Prime Minister
Posted on July 27, 2017Limited democracy will return to Legoland on Tuesday 1st August after the Council of the Empire confirmed it will oversee a snap General Election to be contested by approved political parties. The leader of the winning party will be […]
Emperor David will seek to improve international relations in 2016
Posted on December 16, 2015In a formal interview arranged by aides to the Legoland dictator the Minifig Times was afforded a rare insight into Emperor David’s own thoughts on a host of issues ranging from international democracy movements to the bizarre world of […]
Emperor recovers from illness, sets-up Council to assist administration
Posted on October 20, 2015Clarifying that it was not the first step in a return to parliamentary politics, the Emperor announced the establishment today of the Council of the Empire, an assembly of what he called “nobody executives” who will oversee the more […]
Emperor makes root-and-branch change to government ministries structure
Posted on October 3, 2014Emperor David has continued in his busy-body mode of late announcing that he alone has decided to restructure how the government will govern the country. No comment has been heard from members of the military regime who appear patiently […]
“Hands-on” Emperor steps in to sort out mess, secures release of former leadership
Posted on September 8, 2014Emperor David, busy from his recent house move, has announced he is taking some precious time out of his demanding schedule to “bang heads together” on the international scene and “take the Mega Bloks out” of deteriorating diplomatic relations. […]
Coalition government amity hits rock bottom after arrests made in PM murder plot
Posted on February 21, 2014The arrest of a number of Communist Party officials for suspected involvement in the poisoning of the former Prime Minister has intensified growing tensions and distrust between the coalition parties to unprecedented levels. The Effective Minifig Union has called […]
Prime Minister confirms resignation while leaving hospital wheelchair bound
Posted on November 19, 2013Prime Minister Julian Haliday has left the Davidium Imperial Hospital this evening 11 weeks after falling ill following confirmed Polonium-210 poisoning. The minifig, clearly frail from his ordeal, spoke briefly to the media outside the hospital grounds before being […]
Prime Minister suffers massive brick failure with doctors running out of options
Posted on September 25, 2013Doctors treating Prime Minister Julian Haliday have confirmed that the minifigure suffered a massive brick failure this afternoon following which his condition has deteriorated significantly. The Empire’s former parliamentarian leader is being treated for Polonium poisoning but according to […]
PM was poisoned with highly radioactive element confirms the Imperial Hospital
Posted on September 10, 2013Prime Minister Haliday was the victim of radioactive poisoning the Davidium Imperial Hospital confirmed this morning. The minifig was diagnosed with acute radiation syndrome by doctors with subsequent testing confirming the ingestion of the chemical element Polonium-210 as the […]
Prime Minister critically ill in hospital after collapsing at Government function
Posted on September 9, 2013PM Julian Haliday is seriously ill in hospital tonight after collapsing at a State banquet in the capital this evening. The leader of the Effective Minifig Union was treated on the scene before being airlifted to the Davidium Imperial […]
Empire Police interrogating Caprican royals after figs are arrested at embassy
Posted on August 12, 2013Members of the Caprican royal family, Prince Christian and Princess Grace, are this evening being interrogated by the Intelligence Service wing of the Empire Police. It is understood that the duo were arrested in Davidium this afternoon by members […]
Emperor slams democracy movements fingering out the PBR for harsh criticism
Posted on August 8, 2013Emperor David has called on the Empire’s minifigs to be aware of the false promises being made by pro-democracy movements abroad and to take their words “with a bunch of studs”. Speaking at his Fort Sabre residence, the Emperor […]