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New taxes required to rebuild state coffers after Custom House project
Posted on July 2, 2015A tranche of new taxes have been announced by the Customs and Excise Office following the opening of the Davidium Custom House. Costing record sums the landmark building will need to be paid for and it is clear that […]
“I’m a fig of peace, unlike them” explains Deeds in interview with the Minifig Times
Posted on August 8, 2014A simple figure acting without an ounce of malevolence. Those are the self-descriptive words of the much maligned Fred Deeds who spoke exclusively to the Minifig Times about life in Legoland and his foreign detractors. From a secret location […]
LFA launch SuperLeague 2.0 with show of razzmatazz and greed aplenty
Posted on July 25, 2014To much manufactured fanfare and self-adoration, the Legoland Football Association ushered in a new era for football in the Empire with the much awaited launch of the new SuperLeague, being dubbed by both the association and media alike as […]
Bodies of Caprican spies were repatriated by military junta in July say reports
Posted on July 25, 2014It has emerged that the bodies of the late Prince Christian and Princess Grace of the Capricas were flown home to the Caprican Empire earlier this month by the Empire’s new military led government. With no word coming from […]
Seige of parliament enters its 11th week with reports of canabalism emerging
Posted on May 9, 2014There is mounting expectation that the Imperial Army are preparing to lay storm the national parliament in Davidium to flush out the remaining politicians who are still refusing to come out of the former power-base of the Empire. It […]
LFA chief Henry Fifa confirms player names are to be changed in historic development
Posted on August 26, 2013“Some big changes will be made concerning all clubs, players and owners”, said Mr Fifa last week and today he announced what those changes will be. From the new season onwards, the names of all footballers, managers, coaches and […]
New football season will introduce “major positive changes” announces governing body
Posted on August 21, 2013With a new Serie A season nearly upon us some have wondered where has the LFA’s perennial meddling been this Summer. Such minifigs will not be disappointed however as association chief Henry Fifa confirmed today that more change is […]
Emperor slams democracy movements fingering out the PBR for harsh criticism
Posted on August 8, 2013Emperor David has called on the Empire’s minifigs to be aware of the false promises being made by pro-democracy movements abroad and to take their words “with a bunch of studs”. Speaking at his Fort Sabre residence, the Emperor […]
‘Irritable Eleven’ propose major changes to state policies to ‘protect’ minifigs
Posted on July 25, 2013A consortium of members within the Effective Minifig Union and Communist Party coalition government have joined together to mount pressure on their respective party leaders to usher in a raft of reforms aimed at tackling a wave of growing […]
Council of Minifigs to debate road construction change to assist enhanced design options
Posted on July 5, 2013Davidium’s Council of Minifigs is to debate road construction techniques at the next meeting of the Capital Authority which could see all existing roads in the capital dug up at tremendous cost to the tax payer. The news has infuriated […]
Government deny any interest in nuclear technology preferring ‘green alternatives’
Posted on May 27, 2013Answering questions posed by the opposition, New Brick Order, Prime Minister Julian Halliday denied the state is looking at nuclear technology in its quest for energy self-sufficiency. Addressing the Hall of Minifigs, Halliday claimed that the Three Summits Hydro-dam […]
President of the PBR is feared dead after his private plane crashes off coast
Posted on April 30, 2013President William Brik, leader of the PBR and steadfast ally of the Empire, is believed dead following the grim discovery in the seas off the Republic of what is understood to be wreckage belonging to his personal plane. According […]