Business Archive
Empire raking in the cash through “slave trade” State Economic Bureau stats show
Posted on January 1, 2012Sales of “slaves” between October and December 2011 has seen the population of the Empire decrease by over 100 ‘figs, all ethnic Spacefigs, according to figures released by the State Economic Bureau (SEB). The minifigs were sold by the […]
Positive figures released by State Economic Bureau shows state coffers growing
Posted on November 1, 2011The sale of state assets to foreign minifigs has brought in an estimated £250m in funds to the exchequer the State Economic Bureau have announced. The much needed money will assist the Empire pay off debts accrued since the […]
Pound devalued for first time ever as Central bank makes historic unprecedented move
Posted on November 1, 2011The Central Bank has devalued the Legoland Pound by 50% in value against the currency of its largest trading partner, ND Land. The decision was made to enable the printing of hundreds of millions in of new money in […]
National Assets Management Agency established to raise funds for state
Posted on October 1, 2011In an attempt to raise new badly needed funds to replenish the Empire’s empty coffers the Government has announced the formation of a new department, the National Assets Management Agency, or “Nama” for short. Nama will operate a “Store” […]
War-torn PBR looks to boost farming to reduce dependency on food imports
Posted on August 1, 2011The government of the PBR have instigated a new farming policy aimed at dramatically boosting production in the domestic agricultural sector aimed at reducing the PBR’s reliance on foreign foodstuffs. According to the state news agency, the nation’s ruling […]
Voluntary Bank of Legoland considers floatation on stock exchange
Posted on April 9, 2008The nation’s largest private bank, the Voluntary Bank of Legoland, is debating internally whether to float on the stock exchange in a bid to raise funds for an assets buying spree. Opening a new head office branch in Legoland […]
New automobile group founded in bid to compete with motor giants Legoda
Posted on March 28, 2008Ex-Fiorentina football club board members Mega Puncherus, Pious Playus and Cautious Dryus, have announced their intention to use cash from the recent sale of the club to set-up a new automobile manufacturing plant that will likely be located in […]
Hydroelectric dam construction nears completion according to building contractor
Posted on March 14, 2008The nation’s first hydroelectric dam is set to open soon with construction work nearing completion according to the building contractors Linet. Spokeswoman for Linet, Ms Losingum Fig, told The Legoland Times that the final brick of the dam’s main […]
Government spent a record £1billion on new Lego imports in just over two months
Posted on March 10, 2008The government have already spend in excess of £1bn on new Lego imports since the turn of the year it has been revealed by the BrickPolitik newspaper. The massive amount is as a result of a huge investment in […]
Nation near economic turn-around and recovery says State Economic Bureau
Posted on January 13, 2008The State Economic Bureau has predicted a turn-around for the stagnant Legoland economy in a new report released today. A study carried out by the government body concludes that the decision by the state’s rulers to splash the cash […]
Government confirms a £67.8m Christmas gift of trees and weapons is on its way
Posted on December 16, 2007The Government of the Legoland Imperial Republic has announced that £67,815,000 has been allocated to purchase new Lego in early January 2008.The main beneficiaries are the nation’s military and environmentalists. Government publication, Brick Politik, revealed that the Legoland Republican […]
The Legoland Times is back up and running confirms company’s owner Mr Prints
Posted on December 11, 2007Owner of The Legoland Times, Mr Prints, has confirmed that the news agency has reopened and is “back to normal” after over a month of disruptive industrial action which culminated last week with the dismissal of the entire group’s […]
The Legoland Times sacks all general staff following industrial dispute
Posted on November 29, 2007The Legoland Times, owned by the admirable Mr Prints, has announced tonight that the newspaper has fired all of its general staff following the industrial dispute which has halted publication of the paper for the last number of weeks. […]
Economy possibly entering recession according to analysts from economic bureau
Posted on April 12, 2007The Legoland economy is on the brink of entering a period of recession according to the State Economic Bureau. In a stark report the Bureau concluded that the boom times of 2006 have all but ended as a result […]
Legoland Stores opens amid chaotic scenes as irate shoppers go berserk
Posted on November 28, 2006The flagship supermarket for the Legoland Stores retail group today opened for business in the Legoland City suburb of Marino however angry shoppers intimidated shop floor staff by cursing and banging on the doors. The shoppers, who felt they […]