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Lion Lakers dumped out of Minifig Gold Cup in semi-final shocker defeat to Ludoplaymo
Posted on March 27, 2012Lion Lakers recorded another blank in their shock collapse away to Playmobil powerhouse Ludoplaymo on Wednesday night. The Lakers, struggling in Serie A with 3 scoreless ties on the trot, failed yet again to hit the back of the […]
New Brick Order facing meltdown with leftists to gain as Empire to go to the polls in June
Posted on March 15, 2012Legoland will head to the polls in the Summer after the Council of Empire confirmed the 1st of June as the date for the 2012 General Election. The NBO’s unwillingness to confirm a day for their near-assured political euthanasia […]
LFA put franchises on relegation footing as association to rule on reducing size of league
Posted on March 14, 2012The Legoland Football Association has issued a notice to Serie A’s 24 franchises that the current season may see up to seven clubs relegated with the aim of reducing the number of teams in the national league’s top flight […]
Legoban cell accused of foreign car bombing despite denial from insurgent group
Posted on January 1, 2012The Government of the Federation of Legopolis has accused the Legoban of carrying out a car bomb attack that destroyed a multi-story carpark in the capital Legopolis. The attack killed 2 minifigs according to local news agency LC1. The […]
Shields land record sixth Derby Cup gong with single-goal victory over unlucky Republicans
Posted on January 1, 2012The Derby Cup has returned to Castleland after Castleland United’s 2-1 victory over Republic secured their sixth cup title. The win was the Castlelanders first since their record fifth-in-a-row in 2008 and ended Legoland United’s run of 3 consecutive […]
Empire raking in the cash through “slave trade” State Economic Bureau stats show
Posted on January 1, 2012Sales of “slaves” between October and December 2011 has seen the population of the Empire decrease by over 100 ‘figs, all ethnic Spacefigs, according to figures released by the State Economic Bureau (SEB). The minifigs were sold by the […]
Lego football’s tinkering to continue as LFA may replace Serie B promotion rules
Posted on January 1, 2012The LFA are considering whether to slash the number of divisions in the Legoland Series from its current 6 tiers to 2. The calls have been made by a growing number of lower league sides whom perceive that there […]
Kilimanlego Football League to launch new website to entice worldwide audience
Posted on January 1, 2012The governing body of the Kilimanlego Footall League is set to launch a new website in the coming month according to sources close to the association. The new website, kilimanlegofootball.com, will provide fans of one of the world’s top […]
Sub-species could be turned into “edible” biscuits according to Legoland First leader
Posted on November 3, 2011The leader of the right-wing extremist Legoland First party, Norbert Isen, has shocked members of parliament today by declaring that Negfigroes may be edible and, if “harvested”, “could dramatically drive down the cost of food commodities”. Addressing the Hall […]
Positive figures released by State Economic Bureau shows state coffers growing
Posted on November 1, 2011The sale of state assets to foreign minifigs has brought in an estimated £250m in funds to the exchequer the State Economic Bureau have announced. The much needed money will assist the Empire pay off debts accrued since the […]
Embattled PM throws in the towel after emergence of secret arms deal
Posted on November 1, 2011The mother of all scandals is how state broadcaster RTL broke the news. And what a scandal it is. Leaked reports from the Ministry of Peace has revealed that a massive arms deal was struck with the Kingdom of […]
Major overhaul of Lego football on the cards as LFA to expand “Legoisation”
Posted on November 1, 2011In a dramatic announcement, the LFA has confirmed it is advancing plans to only permit players and managers possessing Lego names from registering with teams within the Legoland league. The move is expected to see thousands of minifigs rush […]
Pigs’ nightmare before Christmas dinner continues and for once, money’s not to blame
Posted on November 1, 2011The idea that money buys success is being put to the test at the Imperial Stadium as Inter Police continue their free-fall down the Serie A standings. This is despite splashing the cash in the October transfer window when […]
Pound devalued for first time ever as Central bank makes historic unprecedented move
Posted on November 1, 2011The Central Bank has devalued the Legoland Pound by 50% in value against the currency of its largest trading partner, ND Land. The decision was made to enable the printing of hundreds of millions in of new money in […]
Attack ends year of peace in troubled region as Legoban unhappy at pace of reform
Posted on October 31, 2011The Legoban’s decision to return to armed conflict has disappointed but not surprised many observers of Legoland politics. A constant torn in the State’s side in 2010 and 2009, the leaders of the ethnic Castlefig insurgency agreed to lay […]