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On the outskirts of Davidium a new sound travels through the air. The noise is the clicking together of bricks and plates as dozens of families work labouriously to resurrect rooves over their heads and build something resembling homes. […] 0

Minifigs take up the challenge as government continues to fail to deliver

Posted on October 23, 2015

On the outskirts of Davidium a new sound travels through the air. The noise is the clicking together of bricks and plates as dozens of families work labouriously to resurrect rooves over their heads and build something resembling homes. […]

A research paper entitled the ‘Hypothesis of the Primeval Brick’ presented by notable cosmologists and astrophysicists from the prestigious Emperor David University has theorised that the most likely beginnings of the LEGO Universe have their origins in what they […] 4

We’re all made of the same brick origins propose scientists at Davidium Science Forum

Posted on October 18, 2013

A research paper entitled the ‘Hypothesis of the Primeval Brick’ presented by notable cosmologists and astrophysicists from the prestigious Emperor David University has theorised that the most likely beginnings of the LEGO Universe have their origins in what they […]

Emperor David has called on the Empire’s minifigs to be aware of the false promises being made by pro-democracy movements abroad and to take their words “with a bunch of studs”. Speaking at his Fort Sabre residence, the Emperor […] 0

Emperor slams democracy movements fingering out the PBR for harsh criticism

Posted on August 8, 2013

Emperor David has called on the Empire’s minifigs to be aware of the false promises being made by pro-democracy movements abroad and to take their words “with a bunch of studs”. Speaking at his Fort Sabre residence, the Emperor […]

Davidium’s Council of Minifigs is to debate road construction techniques at the next meeting of the Capital Authority which could see all existing roads in the capital dug up at tremendous cost to the tax payer. The news has infuriated […] 0

Council of Minifigs to debate road construction change to assist enhanced design options

Posted on July 5, 2013

Davidium’s Council of Minifigs is to debate road construction techniques at the next meeting of the Capital Authority which could see all existing roads in the capital dug up at tremendous cost to the tax payer. The news has infuriated […]

Use of the term ‘Nigfig’ by the domestic media to describe minifigures of a brown hue has been outlawed by His Imperial Majesty Emperor David in a surprise move. Pressure from the Kingdom of the Capricas, a key export […] 0

‘Nigfig’ term banned by Imperial decree as Emperor acts to advert Caprican trade war

Posted on December 18, 2012

Use of the term ‘Nigfig’ by the domestic media to describe minifigures of a brown hue has been outlawed by His Imperial Majesty Emperor David in a surprise move. Pressure from the Kingdom of the Capricas, a key export […]

Mario Balotelli had the appearance of an ominous thunder-bearing cloud as he strutted into the Legoland FC press conference. Astraphobia suffering minifigs had done well to stay away for the new found hardfig of Lego football was to put […] 0

“Traumatised” Balotelli may sue Inter Balen after being “tortured” at training camp

Posted on July 6, 2012

Mario Balotelli had the appearance of an ominous thunder-bearing cloud as he strutted into the Legoland FC press conference. Astraphobia suffering minifigs had done well to stay away for the new found hardfig of Lego football was to put […]

Legoland FC have parted company with manager Raymond Domenech after a disastrous end to the season saw the club lose the Minifig Gold Cup final and finish 6th place in the Piecelat Serie A. The heavily indebted club took […] 0

Most expensive managerial experiment in history of game ends as Domenech fired

Posted on May 31, 2012

Legoland FC have parted company with manager Raymond Domenech after a disastrous end to the season saw the club lose the Minifig Gold Cup final and finish 6th place in the Piecelat Serie A. The heavily indebted club took […]

A senior Castlefig Independence Movement member has accused the Caprican news media of “stoking trouble” ahead of the forthcoming general election by spreading unsubstantiated rumours that the Empire of Legoland is in a period of political flux. Speaking in […] 0

Castlefig Independence Movement member claims the Caprican press are lying

Posted on May 31, 2012

A senior Castlefig Independence Movement member has accused the Caprican news media of “stoking trouble” ahead of the forthcoming general election by spreading unsubstantiated rumours that the Empire of Legoland is in a period of political flux. Speaking in […]

Black Fortress Barbarians have landed the Serie A title for the first time in the club’s 18 year history after securing a 3-1 victory over Inter Police at the Imperial Stadium. The final whistle sparked wild celebrations in the […] 0

Victory away from home against Pigs sees BFB crowned champions of Legoland

Posted on April 21, 2012

Black Fortress Barbarians have landed the Serie A title for the first time in the club’s 18 year history after securing a 3-1 victory over Inter Police at the Imperial Stadium. The final whistle sparked wild celebrations in the […]

BFB have put one yellow hand on the Serie A league title with nail biting 3-2 win over Castleland United at the Dark Stadium. A capacity crowd exploded in delight as Marcelo Moreno slammed home the 70th minute winner. […] 0

BFB in poll position with one game left as the Black Monarch club aims to land first gong

Posted on April 21, 2012

BFB have put one yellow hand on the Serie A league title with nail biting 3-2 win over Castleland United at the Dark Stadium. A capacity crowd exploded in delight as Marcelo Moreno slammed home the 70th minute winner. […]

Independent General Election hopeful Jesus Christ has launched a scathing attack on Everyone Deserves Bricks’ MP Richard Boss. Boss’s turbulent relationship with Mr Christ reached an all-time low today when the outspoken celebrity decided against executing a cheek manoeuvre […] 0

Jesus attacks Boss in interview for having “crossed the Rubicone with Roman remark”

Posted on April 20, 2012

Independent General Election hopeful Jesus Christ has launched a scathing attack on Everyone Deserves Bricks’ MP Richard Boss. Boss’s turbulent relationship with Mr Christ reached an all-time low today when the outspoken celebrity decided against executing a cheek manoeuvre […]

The first 12 team Serie B has ended with Rings and Marino both securing a return to the top flight pipping a host of clubs in a very tight race. At the bottom, non-league football awaits the trio of […] 0

Rings and Marino back in the big time whilst Greentown Athletic head to non league

Posted on April 17, 2012

The first 12 team Serie B has ended with Rings and Marino both securing a return to the top flight pipping a host of clubs in a very tight race. At the bottom, non-league football awaits the trio of […]

Two suspected members of the Hole Heads Clan have been found shot dead in the capital as fears mount over the escalating feud between two of the Empire’s most notorious crime groups. The killings are thought to be the […] 0

Gangland warfare hits capital’s streets in apparent Legoland Mafia hit

Posted on April 17, 2012

Two suspected members of the Hole Heads Clan have been found shot dead in the capital as fears mount over the escalating feud between two of the Empire’s most notorious crime groups. The killings are thought to be the […]

A 6-1 thrashing of Millionaires at Cadbury Park has sent Black Fortress Barbarians top of the Serie A with just 2 games of the season to go. BFB took advantage of Lion Lakers’ 2-0 loss to third placed Legoland […] 0

Black Fortress Barbarians on course for first ever Serie A title after 6 goal romp

Posted on April 15, 2012

A 6-1 thrashing of Millionaires at Cadbury Park has sent Black Fortress Barbarians top of the Serie A with just 2 games of the season to go. BFB took advantage of Lion Lakers’ 2-0 loss to third placed Legoland […]

Serie A giants Legoland FC are now in serious debt after a rake of new signings this week. Taking advantage of the LFA’s decision to leave the transfer window open until the remainder of the season, LFC confirmed the […] 0

Serie A’s most successful side, Legoland FC, go into the red after £124m player splurge

Posted on April 8, 2012

Serie A giants Legoland FC are now in serious debt after a rake of new signings this week. Taking advantage of the LFA’s decision to leave the transfer window open until the remainder of the season, LFC confirmed the […]