2017 Archive

In a surprise announcement the Central Bank said it will replace the Legoland Pound with a new currency later in the year in a move designed to curb corruption, thwart counterfeiters and dredge up what could be billions of […] 0

Pound to be replaced by new Denar currency in bid to tackle serious crime

Posted on August 11, 2017

In a surprise announcement the Central Bank said it will replace the Legoland Pound with a new currency later in the year in a move designed to curb corruption, thwart counterfeiters and dredge up what could be billions of […]

Prime Minister Robert Goldman has announced unprecedented cuts to the Imperial Army as the country’s security focus shifts from external to internal threats. Describing the military as “unnecessarily bloated”, Goldman stressed that continued investment would be made in military […] 0

Government confirms huge cuts to Imperial Army troop numbers

Posted on August 11, 2017

Prime Minister Robert Goldman has announced unprecedented cuts to the Imperial Army as the country’s security focus shifts from external to internal threats. Describing the military as “unnecessarily bloated”, Goldman stressed that continued investment would be made in military […]

Dozens of officers from the Empire Police have been deployed across East Davidium after this morning’s confirmed escape of the country’s most infamous crime boss, former Hole Heads head Pol Cardha. Prison officials admitted this morning that ‘El Plato’ […] 0

Police launch huge operation across capital after El Plato escape

Posted on August 9, 2017

Dozens of officers from the Empire Police have been deployed across East Davidium after this morning’s confirmed escape of the country’s most infamous crime boss, former Hole Heads head Pol Cardha. Prison officials admitted this morning that ‘El Plato’ […]

The Federation of Legopolis Chief Minister Fredrick Dover has accused Legoland of state sponsored terrorism by granting political party status to Democracy NOW and allowing the party’s sole elected official take a seat in the Davidium parliament.  The accusations […] 0

Legopolis Chief Minister accuses Legoland of state sponsored terrorism

Posted on August 9, 2017

The Federation of Legopolis Chief Minister Fredrick Dover has accused Legoland of state sponsored terrorism by granting political party status to Democracy NOW and allowing the party’s sole elected official take a seat in the Davidium parliament.  The accusations […]

Robert Goldman chose the Financial Services Centre in Davidium to make his first public engagement since becoming Prime Minister on Tuesday in a decision that proved to be more than just optics. Although it remains largely a construction site, […] 0

Goldman confirms corporation tax is to be slashed

Posted on August 3, 2017

Robert Goldman chose the Financial Services Centre in Davidium to make his first public engagement since becoming Prime Minister on Tuesday in a decision that proved to be more than just optics. Although it remains largely a construction site, […]

Speaking to Good God, Jesus has stated that he has no regrets and isn’t a loser despite failing to land a Hall of Minifigs seat in an election result that saw him claim just 1% of the national vote. […] 0

Unrepentant Jesus denies being a loser after election campaign debacle

Posted on August 3, 2017

Speaking to Good God, Jesus has stated that he has no regrets and isn’t a loser despite failing to land a Hall of Minifigs seat in an election result that saw him claim just 1% of the national vote. […]

New Brick Order’s trouncing of the main left wing parties has seen it take more than double the number of seats held by the next largest party, Everybody Deserves Bricks. The election also saw newcomers Not In My Baseplate […] 0

Mr Prints welcomes NBO victory as Hall swings firmly to the right

Posted on August 2, 2017

New Brick Order’s trouncing of the main left wing parties has seen it take more than double the number of seats held by the next largest party, Everybody Deserves Bricks. The election also saw newcomers Not In My Baseplate […]

Robert Goldman is set to become Legoland’s third Prime Minister after seeing his party secure 10 of the 22 seats up for grabs in the Hall of Minifigs. Polls closed last night and the tallies were made available just […] 0

New Brick Order secures 47% of vote to become country’s largest party

Posted on August 2, 2017

Robert Goldman is set to become Legoland’s third Prime Minister after seeing his party secure 10 of the 22 seats up for grabs in the Hall of Minifigs. Polls closed last night and the tallies were made available just […]

Limited democracy will return to Legoland on Tuesday 1st August after the Council of the Empire confirmed it will oversee a snap General Election to be contested by approved political parties. The leader of the winning party will be […] 0

Empire to go to the polls next week to elect new Prime Minister

Posted on July 27, 2017

Limited democracy will return to Legoland on Tuesday 1st August after the Council of the Empire confirmed it will oversee a snap General Election to be contested by approved political parties. The leader of the winning party will be […]

Seven members of the Shaven Heads organised crime gang have been gunned down at a warehouse in Masterson with a number of others suffering serious wounds. Empire Police sources confirmed that the bloodbath occurred during a failed drugs deal […] 1

Shootout in Masterson leaves 7 gang members dead

Posted on July 25, 2017

Seven members of the Shaven Heads organised crime gang have been gunned down at a warehouse in Masterson with a number of others suffering serious wounds. Empire Police sources confirmed that the bloodbath occurred during a failed drugs deal […]

UPBR president Donald Technic has announced an all-out travel ban on minifigs from 4 countries in a bid to stop “bad dudes” from entering the UPBR. In yet another startling display of recklessness, the recently elected Technic painted the […] 0

Energy deal under threat after Technic launches crackdown on “bad dudes”

Posted on March 8, 2017

UPBR president Donald Technic has announced an all-out travel ban on minifigs from 4 countries in a bid to stop “bad dudes” from entering the UPBR. In yet another startling display of recklessness, the recently elected Technic painted the […]

The 32 franchises in Legoland’s SuperLeague have seen their collective net cash reserves plummet from £384m to £176m in three years according to the 2017 Report on League Finances issued by the Legoland Football Association. The enormous drop represents […] 0

SuperLeague cash reserves more than halve since 2013-14 season

Posted on January 16, 2017

The 32 franchises in Legoland’s SuperLeague have seen their collective net cash reserves plummet from £384m to £176m in three years according to the 2017 Report on League Finances issued by the Legoland Football Association. The enormous drop represents […]

The State has confirmed an agreement to procure 380m barrels of crude oil per annum from the UPBR has been rubber-stamped in Williams City by the Donald Technic administration and representatives of the Empire. The notional £34.2bn deal will […] 0

Legoland and the UPBR sign massive £34bn energy deal

Posted on January 9, 2017

The State has confirmed an agreement to procure 380m barrels of crude oil per annum from the UPBR has been rubber-stamped in Williams City by the Donald Technic administration and representatives of the Empire. The notional £34.2bn deal will […]