2016 Archive
Legoland FC land fourth consecutive title with win over Medalin
Posted on December 29, 2016Legoland FC have secured their 9th Serie A title today with a 4-2 victory over Medalin at the Partizan in front of a crowd of 903 minifigs. The Davidium club lifted the trophy with 3 games to spare and […]
Empire seeks multi-billion pound oil deal with UPBR’s Donald Technic
Posted on December 20, 2016Officials from the Foreign Office are set to fly to the UPBR over the coming week in a bid to copper fasten a tentative deal for the country to purchase a minimum of 1 million barrels a day from […]
Brikileaks “quashed” after police capture founders
Posted on December 19, 2016A dawn raid on a rundown warehouse in inner Davidium has resulted in a major coup for the State in its continued fight to shape and control public opinion after security forces confirmed the arrest of the entire Brikileaks […]
Wealthy angry that money alone can’t buy a luxury apartment
Posted on December 18, 2016Billed by the developers as the most luxurious apartments anywhere in the world the capital’s largest residential project is now open for prospective buyers. The lavish 4-room apartments aren’t available to any flush fig however with connections to the […]
Government shuts-down only home-grown social media network
Posted on December 9, 2016The Empire’s only social media platform, Brickface, is now offline after constables from the Empire Police and Intelligence Service agents raided the premises of the Mr Prints Group in Davidium and switched off power to the service’s server farm. […]
Part heavy 6-wide cars may be set to block up capital’s streets in 2017
Posted on December 8, 2016The Home Office has confirmed that a recent request by the Empire Police for the introduction of 6-stud wide police vehicles is being considered in a move that could see the country’s long-standing prohibition of such designs ended. The […]
Stock markets plunge after confirmation of Emperor’s ill health
Posted on November 30, 2016Trading on the LSE was suspended today after stocks nose-dived over 40% upon news that the Emperor’s absence from public life this year has been due to illness. An official announcement from the Council of the Empire finally confirmed […]
Central Bank chief confirms revaluation of Pound against the RHC
Posted on November 17, 2016The Central Bank has reversed last year’s revaluation of the Pound against the RHC in a move that significantly decreased the Pound-RHC exchange rate. The institution claimed that the Pound might be further devalued in 2017 in a move […]
Democracy NOW protestors arrested in centre of Davidium
Posted on November 9, 2016Six members of the so-called Democracy NOW movement have been remanded in custody after being arrested by the Empire Police for “breaching public safety” at a protest in the capital this morning. The unnamed minifigs are understood to be […]