2016 Archive

The State has confirmed an agreement to procure 380m barrels of crude oil per annum from the UPBR has been rubber-stamped in Williams City by the Donald Technic administration and representatives of the Empire. The notional £34.2bn deal will […] 0

Legoland and the UPBR sign massive £34bn energy deal

Posted January 9, 2017

The State has confirmed an agreement to procure 380m barrels of crude oil per annum from the UPBR has been rubber-stamped in Williams City by the Donald Technic administration and representatives of the Empire. The notional £34.2bn deal will […]

Legoland FC have secured their 9th Serie A title today with a 4-2 victory over Medalin at the Partizan in front of a crowd of 903 minifigs. The Davidium club lifted the trophy with 3 games to spare and […] 0

LFC land fourth consecutive title with win over Medalin

Posted December 29, 2016

Legoland FC have secured their 9th Serie A title today with a 4-2 victory over Medalin at the Partizan in front of a crowd of 903 minifigs. The Davidium club lifted the trophy with 3 games to spare and […]

Officials from the Foreign Office are set to fly to the UPBR over the coming week in a bid to copper fasten a tentative deal for the country to purchase a minimum of 1 million barrels a day from […] 0

Empire seeks multi-billion pound oil deal with UPBR’s Donald Technic

Posted December 20, 2016

Officials from the Foreign Office are set to fly to the UPBR over the coming week in a bid to copper fasten a tentative deal for the country to purchase a minimum of 1 million barrels a day from […]

A dawn raid on a rundown warehouse in inner Davidium has resulted in a major coup for the State in its continued fight to shape and control public opinion after security forces confirmed the arrest of the entire Brikileaks […] 0

Brikileaks “quashed” after police capture founders

Posted December 19, 2016

A dawn raid on a rundown warehouse in inner Davidium has resulted in a major coup for the State in its continued fight to shape and control public opinion after security forces confirmed the arrest of the entire Brikileaks […]

Billed by the developers as the most luxurious apartments anywhere in the world the capital’s largest residential project is now open for prospective buyers. The lavish 4-room apartments aren’t available to any flush fig however with connections to the […] 0

Wealthy angry that money alone can’t buy a luxury apartment

Posted December 18, 2016

Billed by the developers as the most luxurious apartments anywhere in the world the capital’s largest residential project is now open for prospective buyers. The lavish 4-room apartments aren’t available to any flush fig however with connections to the […]

The Empire’s only social media platform, Brickface, is now offline after constables from the Empire Police and Intelligence Service agents raided the premises of the Mr Prints Group in Davidium and switched off power to the service’s server farm. […] 0

Government shuts-down only home-grown social media network

Posted December 9, 2016

The Empire’s only social media platform, Brickface, is now offline after constables from the Empire Police and Intelligence Service agents raided the premises of the Mr Prints Group in Davidium and switched off power to the service’s server farm. […]

The Home Office has confirmed that a recent request by the Empire Police for the introduction of 6-stud wide police vehicles is being considered in a move that could see the country’s long-standing prohibition of such designs ended. The […] 0

Part heavy 6-wide cars may be set to block up capital’s streets in 2017

Posted December 8, 2016

The Home Office has confirmed that a recent request by the Empire Police for the introduction of 6-stud wide police vehicles is being considered in a move that could see the country’s long-standing prohibition of such designs ended. The […]

Trading on the LSE was suspended today after stocks nose-dived over 40% upon news that the Emperor’s absence from public life this year has been due to illness. An official announcement from the Council of the Empire finally confirmed […] 0

Stock markets plunge after confirmation of Emperor’s ill health

Posted November 30, 2016

Trading on the LSE was suspended today after stocks nose-dived over 40% upon news that the Emperor’s absence from public life this year has been due to illness. An official announcement from the Council of the Empire finally confirmed […]

The Central Bank has reversed last year’s revaluation of the Pound against the RHC in a move that significantly decreased the Pound-RHC exchange rate. The institution claimed that the Pound might be further devalued in 2017 in a move […] 0

Central Bank chief confirms revaluation of Pound against the RHC

Posted November 17, 2016

The Central Bank has reversed last year’s revaluation of the Pound against the RHC in a move that significantly decreased the Pound-RHC exchange rate. The institution claimed that the Pound might be further devalued in 2017 in a move […]

Six members of the so-called Democracy NOW movement have been remanded in custody after being arrested by the Empire Police for “breaching public safety” at a protest in the capital this morning. The unnamed minifigs are understood to be […] 0

Democracy NOW protestors arrested in centre of Davidium

Posted November 9, 2016

Six members of the so-called Democracy NOW movement have been remanded in custody after being arrested by the Empire Police for “breaching public safety” at a protest in the capital this morning. The unnamed minifigs are understood to be […]