2015 Archive

In a formal interview arranged by aides to the Legoland dictator the Minifig Times was afforded a rare insight into Emperor David’s own thoughts on a host of issues ranging from international democracy movements to the bizarre world of […] 0

Emperor David will seek to improve international relations in 2016

Posted December 16, 2015

In a formal interview arranged by aides to the Legoland dictator the Minifig Times was afforded a rare insight into Emperor David’s own thoughts on a host of issues ranging from international democracy movements to the bizarre world of […]

The head of the Empire Police has admitted that members of his force are using ‘black flu’ to evade participation in operations against the country’s powerful organised crime syndicates. Commissioner of Police Carl Forde claimed that feigning illness to […] 0

Police refusing State order to move on drug lords citing inadequate resources

Posted November 12, 2015

The head of the Empire Police has admitted that members of his force are using ‘black flu’ to evade participation in operations against the country’s powerful organised crime syndicates. Commissioner of Police Carl Forde claimed that feigning illness to […]

Contradicting reports that first emerged from war-torn PBR, the Ministry of Information said today that a claim made by the PBR that it possesses nuclear weapons was “idiotic” and only surpassed in idiocy by those minifigs who believed it. […] 0

Ministry of Information dismisses PBR’s claim that it possesses nuclear weapons

Posted October 29, 2015

Contradicting reports that first emerged from war-torn PBR, the Ministry of Information said today that a claim made by the PBR that it possesses nuclear weapons was “idiotic” and only surpassed in idiocy by those minifigs who believed it. […]

Describing the Empire Police’s fleet of Legoda 6623s police cars as outdated a representative group from the force has called on the state to immediately allocate financial resources to fund a replacement programme. The group highlighted the aging design […] 0

Police representative group unhappy at fleet of squad cars

Posted October 23, 2015

Describing the Empire Police’s fleet of Legoda 6623s police cars as outdated a representative group from the force has called on the state to immediately allocate financial resources to fund a replacement programme. The group highlighted the aging design […]

On the outskirts of Davidium a new sound travels through the air. The noise is the clicking together of bricks and plates as dozens of families work labouriously to resurrect rooves over their heads and build something resembling homes. […] 0

Minifigs take up the challenge as government continues to fail to deliver

Posted October 23, 2015

On the outskirts of Davidium a new sound travels through the air. The noise is the clicking together of bricks and plates as dozens of families work labouriously to resurrect rooves over their heads and build something resembling homes. […]

The missile tests carried out by the Imperial Army on Tuesday did not violate Lego Republic airspace the Foreign Office has proclaimed labelling conflicting reports “lies”. The office informed the press that a formal protest was received from the […] 0

Foreign Office publishes clarification following Lego Republic protest

Posted October 22, 2015

The missile tests carried out by the Imperial Army on Tuesday did not violate Lego Republic airspace the Foreign Office has proclaimed labelling conflicting reports “lies”. The office informed the press that a formal protest was received from the […]

The Ministry of War has declared two test launches of the new ‘Skuz-1’ medium-range missile were successful. Two missiles launched from an undisclosed region of Manchurin are understood to have hit test “targets” in the Legolantic Sea and South […] 0

Legoland tests medium-range missile striking the Legolantic Sea and South Attica

Posted October 20, 2015

The Ministry of War has declared two test launches of the new ‘Skuz-1’ medium-range missile were successful. Two missiles launched from an undisclosed region of Manchurin are understood to have hit test “targets” in the Legolantic Sea and South […]

Clarifying that it was not the first step in a return to parliamentary politics, the Emperor announced the establishment today of the Council of the Empire, an assembly of what he called “nobody executives” who will oversee the more […] 0

Emperor recovers from illness, sets-up Council to assist administration

Posted October 20, 2015

Clarifying that it was not the first step in a return to parliamentary politics, the Emperor announced the establishment today of the Council of the Empire, an assembly of what he called “nobody executives” who will oversee the more […]

The Imperial Army has seized a large swath of territory in Manchurin stretching from western Dactastan north westwards to the Greater Attica Sea. Troops that had amassed in Duplostan moved west early Monday to secure the area of over […] 0

Imperial Army claims entire expanse of North Attica in the name of the Emperor

Posted September 14, 2015

The Imperial Army has seized a large swath of territory in Manchurin stretching from western Dactastan north westwards to the Greater Attica Sea. Troops that had amassed in Duplostan moved west early Monday to secure the area of over […]

Having entered Duplostan by crashing straight through the border barriers, the Imperial Army convoy that first entered Belvistan on Friday quickly exited the country on the main highway that connects Allapo and the Duplostan city of Shauman. Ariel photographs […] 0

Imperial Army convoy enters Duplostan, amasses in remote western region

Posted September 14, 2015

Having entered Duplostan by crashing straight through the border barriers, the Imperial Army convoy that first entered Belvistan on Friday quickly exited the country on the main highway that connects Allapo and the Duplostan city of Shauman. Ariel photographs […]

A convoy of Imperial Army troop transport vehicles have crossed the Legoland-Belvistan border heading south towards Allapo, Belvistan’s second largest city, the Belvium government has confirmed. Although believed to be carrying upwards of 50 heavily armed soldiers, the Minifig […] 0

Grepos protests against border transgression as Imperial Army crosses into Belvistan

Posted September 11, 2015

A convoy of Imperial Army troop transport vehicles have crossed the Legoland-Belvistan border heading south towards Allapo, Belvistan’s second largest city, the Belvium government has confirmed. Although believed to be carrying upwards of 50 heavily armed soldiers, the Minifig […]

The Legoland Pound has dramatically increased in comparative value to the pegged Regional Hard Currency (RHC) following an historic revaluation by the Central Bank. The new exchange ratio, at 1:11,000, represents a 4,445% rise in value of the Pound […] 0

Pound rises over 4,000% against RHC following Central Bank revaluation

Posted August 21, 2015

The Legoland Pound has dramatically increased in comparative value to the pegged Regional Hard Currency (RHC) following an historic revaluation by the Central Bank. The new exchange ratio, at 1:11,000, represents a 4,445% rise in value of the Pound […]

Emperor David has moved to quell heightened fears among immigrant minifigs that they’re already halfway on the way to their nearest slave ship by stating that the Empire has a need and a desire to keep any immigrant that […] 0

Emperor explains the Empire has room for all useful figs

Posted August 12, 2015

Emperor David has moved to quell heightened fears among immigrant minifigs that they’re already halfway on the way to their nearest slave ship by stating that the Empire has a need and a desire to keep any immigrant that […]

Emperor David has launched a massive “cleansing” programme aimed at remediating the problem of widespread undocumented immigration and foreign brick contamination. Announcing the news at a state banquet in Medalin the dictator confirmed that implementation of the programme was […] 0

Migrant cleansing programme set to lead to significant population decline

Posted July 31, 2015

Emperor David has launched a massive “cleansing” programme aimed at remediating the problem of widespread undocumented immigration and foreign brick contamination. Announcing the news at a state banquet in Medalin the dictator confirmed that implementation of the programme was […]

With opposition to the Emperor risking immediate arrest, if not worse, the Space Minifig Union have been silent today despite startling news that the Emperor has personally ordered the selling into slavery of around 200 ethnic Blacktron Spacefigs. The […] 0

Davidium to sell ‘immifigs’ into slavery in bid to cleanse population

Posted July 20, 2015

With opposition to the Emperor risking immediate arrest, if not worse, the Space Minifig Union have been silent today despite startling news that the Emperor has personally ordered the selling into slavery of around 200 ethnic Blacktron Spacefigs. The […]