2015 Archive
Emperor David will seek to improve international relations in 2016
Posted on December 16, 2015In a formal interview arranged by aides to the Legoland dictator the Minifig Times was afforded a rare insight into Emperor David’s own thoughts on a host of issues ranging from international democracy movements to the bizarre world of […]
Police refusing State order to move on drug lords citing inadequate resources
Posted on November 12, 2015The head of the Empire Police has admitted that members of his force are using ‘black flu’ to evade participation in operations against the country’s powerful organised crime syndicates. Commissioner of Police Carl Forde claimed that feigning illness to […]
Ministry of Information dismisses PBR’s claim that it possesses nuclear weapons
Posted on October 29, 2015Contradicting reports that first emerged from war-torn PBR, the Ministry of Information said today that a claim made by the PBR that it possesses nuclear weapons was “idiotic” and only surpassed in idiocy by those minifigs who believed it. […]
Police representative group unhappy at fleet of squad cars
Posted on October 23, 2015Describing the Empire Police’s fleet of Legoda 6623s police cars as outdated a representative group from the force has called on the state to immediately allocate financial resources to fund a replacement programme. The group highlighted the aging design […]
Minifigs take up the challenge as government continues to fail to deliver
Posted on October 23, 2015On the outskirts of Davidium a new sound travels through the air. The noise is the clicking together of bricks and plates as dozens of families work labouriously to resurrect rooves over their heads and build something resembling homes. […]
Foreign Office publishes clarification following Lego Republic protest
Posted on October 22, 2015The missile tests carried out by the Imperial Army on Tuesday did not violate Lego Republic airspace the Foreign Office has proclaimed labelling conflicting reports “lies”. The office informed the press that a formal protest was received from the […]
Legoland tests medium-range missile striking the Legolantic Sea and South Attica
Posted on October 20, 2015The Ministry of War has declared two test launches of the new ‘Skuz-1’ medium-range missile were successful. Two missiles launched from an undisclosed region of Manchurin are understood to have hit test “targets” in the Legolantic Sea and South […]
Emperor recovers from illness, sets-up Council to assist administration
Posted on October 20, 2015Clarifying that it was not the first step in a return to parliamentary politics, the Emperor announced the establishment today of the Council of the Empire, an assembly of what he called “nobody executives” who will oversee the more […]
Imperial Army claims entire expanse of North Attica in the name of the Emperor
Posted on September 14, 2015The Imperial Army has seized a large swath of territory in Manchurin stretching from western Dactastan north westwards to the Greater Attica Sea. Troops that had amassed in Duplostan moved west early Monday to secure the area of over […]
Imperial Army convoy enters Duplostan, amasses in remote western region
Posted on September 14, 2015Having entered Duplostan by crashing straight through the border barriers, the Imperial Army convoy that first entered Belvistan on Friday quickly exited the country on the main highway that connects Allapo and the Duplostan city of Shauman. Ariel photographs […]
Grepos protests against border transgression as Imperial Army crosses into Belvistan
Posted on September 11, 2015A convoy of Imperial Army troop transport vehicles have crossed the Legoland-Belvistan border heading south towards Allapo, Belvistan’s second largest city, the Belvium government has confirmed. Although believed to be carrying upwards of 50 heavily armed soldiers, the Minifig […]
Pound rises over 4,000% against RHC following Central Bank revaluation
Posted on August 21, 2015The Legoland Pound has dramatically increased in comparative value to the pegged Regional Hard Currency (RHC) following an historic revaluation by the Central Bank. The new exchange ratio, at 1:11,000, represents a 4,445% rise in value of the Pound […]
Emperor explains the Empire has room for all useful figs
Posted on August 12, 2015Emperor David has moved to quell heightened fears among immigrant minifigs that they’re already halfway on the way to their nearest slave ship by stating that the Empire has a need and a desire to keep any immigrant that […]
Migrant cleansing programme set to lead to significant population decline
Posted on July 31, 2015Emperor David has launched a massive “cleansing” programme aimed at remediating the problem of widespread undocumented immigration and foreign brick contamination. Announcing the news at a state banquet in Medalin the dictator confirmed that implementation of the programme was […]
Davidium to sell ‘immifigs’ into slavery in bid to cleanse population
Posted on July 20, 2015With opposition to the Emperor risking immediate arrest, if not worse, the Space Minifig Union have been silent today despite startling news that the Emperor has personally ordered the selling into slavery of around 200 ethnic Blacktron Spacefigs. The […]