2014 Archive

Self-proclaimed ‘Son of God’, Jesus, has criticised Legopolis columnist Chuck Charles after the latter wrote about the minifig’s woes in an overtly anti-Legoland piece published in the Minifig Journal. Although describing the article as “an interesting read” the celebrity […] 0

Jesus hits out at Chuck Charles over exploitation and failure to turn the other brick

Posted on October 22, 2014

Self-proclaimed ‘Son of God’, Jesus, has criticised Legopolis columnist Chuck Charles after the latter wrote about the minifig’s woes in an overtly anti-Legoland piece published in the Minifig Journal. Although describing the article as “an interesting read” the celebrity […]

The Foreign Office has confirmed this afternoon that an embargo on goods imports from both the PBR and Federation of Legopolis is in place after both countries confirmed outbreaks of a previously unheard of condition, Megablok Disease. The disease […] 0

Foreign Office confirms imports embargo from PBR and Legopolis over Megablok outbreak

Posted on October 22, 2014

The Foreign Office has confirmed this afternoon that an embargo on goods imports from both the PBR and Federation of Legopolis is in place after both countries confirmed outbreaks of a previously unheard of condition, Megablok Disease. The disease […]

Emperor David has continued in his busy-body mode of late announcing that he alone has decided to restructure how the government will govern the country. No comment has been heard from members of the military regime who appear patiently […] 0

Emperor makes root-and-branch change to government ministries structure

Posted on October 3, 2014

Emperor David has continued in his busy-body mode of late announcing that he alone has decided to restructure how the government will govern the country. No comment has been heard from members of the military regime who appear patiently […]

An initial wall of silence has descended over the government of the Federation of Legopolis this morning following what appears to be disturbing evidence of “crimes against minifigs” committed by its forces in the war-torn region of Ancarta. A […] 0

Legopolis reeling after Brikileaks transcript details apparent “fun” war crimes

Posted on September 25, 2014

An initial wall of silence has descended over the government of the Federation of Legopolis this morning following what appears to be disturbing evidence of “crimes against minifigs” committed by its forces in the war-torn region of Ancarta. A […]

Internal Federation of Legopolis military communication record Date 2014 Transcript: 25091401 0

Crimes against minifigs carried out by the Federation of Legopolis in Ancarta

Posted on September 25, 2014

Internal Federation of Legopolis military communication record Date 2014 Transcript: 25091401

The Emperor paid an impromptu visit to the Davidium’s Council of Minifigs chambers today and told members to put the brakes on tile-based road building and instead start ordering bricks. The minifig said he had already personally funded the […] 0

Emperor announces tiled streets to be replaced with raised brick built roads

Posted on September 17, 2014

The Emperor paid an impromptu visit to the Davidium’s Council of Minifigs chambers today and told members to put the brakes on tile-based road building and instead start ordering bricks. The minifig said he had already personally funded the […]

Growing socialite Fred Deeds was in the war-torn city of Acreales in the Paradistan province today opening the country’s first-ever children’s charity. The minifig, eager to engage with journalists present, claimed it was “great” to give something back to […] 0

Fred Deeds opens children’s charity, questions disparagers’ moral high ground

Posted on September 10, 2014

Growing socialite Fred Deeds was in the war-torn city of Acreales in the Paradistan province today opening the country’s first-ever children’s charity. The minifig, eager to engage with journalists present, claimed it was “great” to give something back to […]

Emperor David, busy from his recent house move, has announced he is taking some precious time out of his demanding schedule to “bang heads together” on the international scene and “take the Mega Bloks out” of deteriorating diplomatic relations. […] 0

“Hands-on” Emperor steps in to sort out mess, secures release of former leadership

Posted on September 8, 2014

Emperor David, busy from his recent house move, has announced he is taking some precious time out of his demanding schedule to “bang heads together” on the international scene and “take the Mega Bloks out” of deteriorating diplomatic relations. […]

Images have emerged of what appears to be the wreckage of a plane that crashed in remote countryside in the Empire’s southern Carthagian province. The photographs, which first appeared on the banned social media website Facebrick, show still-smouldering remnants […] 0

Images of apparent downed military fighter jet emerge from Carthagia

Posted on August 30, 2014

Images have emerged of what appears to be the wreckage of a plane that crashed in remote countryside in the Empire’s southern Carthagian province. The photographs, which first appeared on the banned social media website Facebrick, show still-smouldering remnants […]

In a televised public address to the subjects of the Empire, the “Committee of National Restoration” unveiled itself as the new holders of power in the Empire with General Charles Amun its head.  Identifying himself as “the Lord”, although […] 0

Coup leadership introduces itself in televised public address to the Empire

Posted on August 30, 2014

In a televised public address to the subjects of the Empire, the “Committee of National Restoration” unveiled itself as the new holders of power in the Empire with General Charles Amun its head.  Identifying himself as “the Lord”, although […]

The Ministry of Truth issued a brief press release today claiming that Fred Deeds is not a member of the military ruling party and recent reports appearing in the international press to the contrary were false. The Ministry, the […] 0

Military Junta rebuffs Deeds links as he brandishes Western powers “war jingoists”

Posted on August 22, 2014

The Ministry of Truth issued a brief press release today claiming that Fred Deeds is not a member of the military ruling party and recent reports appearing in the international press to the contrary were false. The Ministry, the […]

Legoban militants have seized the Basicstan-Belvistan border settlement of Bora Tigris after fighters overran the Alwana Gorge and moved to take the township uncontested. “The Dragon’s weakness is our strength!”, shouted machine-gun wielding Legoban militants as a convoy of […] 1

Legoban overrun Bora Tigris signalling clear apathy towards Davidium dictatorship

Posted on August 19, 2014

Legoban militants have seized the Basicstan-Belvistan border settlement of Bora Tigris after fighters overran the Alwana Gorge and moved to take the township uncontested. “The Dragon’s weakness is our strength!”, shouted machine-gun wielding Legoban militants as a convoy of […]

Following a deteriorating freedom of expression situation, culminating in a raid on the offices of the Minifig Times yesterday evening and subsequent confiscation of original publishing works, the Minifig Times can confirm the relocation of all key data storage […] 0

Junta outlaws BrikiLeaks and moves against the Minifig Times after articles published

Posted on August 15, 2014

Following a deteriorating freedom of expression situation, culminating in a raid on the offices of the Minifig Times yesterday evening and subsequent confiscation of original publishing works, the Minifig Times can confirm the relocation of all key data storage […]

The PBR embassy in Davidium is being used for espionage activity on a grand scale leaked confidential cables show. The cables, published today in the cold light of day by the shadowy BrikiLeaks group, suggest that the PBR government […] 0

Embarrassment for PBR ruling class as BrikiLeaks lifts lid on spy ring and secret lover

Posted on August 14, 2014

The PBR embassy in Davidium is being used for espionage activity on a grand scale leaked confidential cables show. The cables, published today in the cold light of day by the shadowy BrikiLeaks group, suggest that the PBR government […]

A simple figure acting without an ounce of malevolence. Those are the self-descriptive words of the much maligned Fred Deeds who spoke exclusively to the Minifig Times about life in Legoland and his foreign detractors. From a secret location […] 0

“I’m a fig of peace, unlike them” explains Deeds in interview with the Minifig Times

Posted on August 8, 2014

A simple figure acting without an ounce of malevolence. Those are the self-descriptive words of the much maligned Fred Deeds who spoke exclusively to the Minifig Times about life in Legoland and his foreign detractors. From a secret location […]