2014 Archive
Federation green light to Ancartan aid deliveries welcomed by Davidium
Posted on December 23, 2014The Federation of Legopolis has agreed to allow Legoland supply aid to the war-ravaged Ancarta region following clarification from Davidium that the Federation authorities can inspect all shipments once they reach Ancarta. The news which shortly followed the lifting […]
Deeds seeks to calm waters confirming his intention not to violate international law
Posted on December 19, 2014Foreign Secretary Fred Deeds has explained to reporters that the Legopolis government has nothing to fear from Legoland as its aid plan for Ancarta has purely philanthropic motives. The minifig said that the Empire would not proceed unless it […]
Lego Republic, PBR reputations dragged through mud with allegations of figocide
Posted on December 18, 2014Both the Lego Republic and the PBR have suffered heavy blows to their international image today following a provoking oration from renowned philanthropist and philosopher Elliot Stevens. “Everything is not awesome”, said Stevens of the Lego Republic and PBR’s […]
Empire confirms it will send minifigitarian aid to Ancarta to alleviate suffering
Posted on December 18, 2014The Foreign Office has announced that the Committee for National Restoration has sanctioned the delivery of emergency aid to the troubled Ancarta region. The disputed area, contested over by the Federation of Legopolis and natives, is reportedly suffering from […]
Davidium claims relations with former Axis colleagues “significantly improved”
Posted on December 17, 2014The Ministry of Information has confirmed to the Minifig Times that the Empire has seen a “much welcomed warming of relations” with the PBR and Federation of Legopolis in recent days following top-level discussions behind the scenes. A spokesfig […]
Government to seek repatriation of PBR pilot believed taken by Buntu nomads
Posted on December 17, 2014A renewed search for the missing pilot of a PBR military aircraft shot down in Carthagia in August will start with immediate effect the Home Office has confirmed. The pilot, Greg Brickjan, is believed to be in the charge […]
Regime opens talks with Legoban aimed at ending 5 years of conflict in Castleland
Posted on December 12, 2014The government has confirmed that it is tentatively engaged in peace talks with representatives of the Legoban aimed at securing a permanent cessation to its armed conflict with the Empire. The announcement, made by the Casteland leader Lord Colossus […]
Ministry of Government dissolves Tripartite Pact labelling it “redundant”, “unfit for purpose”
Posted on December 11, 2014In the absence of a common threat and strategic vision in neither the political and economic spheres, the Committee of National Restoration announced today the dismantling of the Tripartite Pact with the Empire’s self-withdrawal. The axis, forged between the […]
Deeds eases controversial sanctions on foreign countries with apparent fig leaf
Posted on December 10, 2014In his first act as head of the Foreign Office, Fred Deeds has announced that he had secured agreement to relax the trade embargo imposed on the PBR and Federation of Legopolis after their respective Megablok Disease outbreaks were […]
‘Humbled’ Deeds honoured by the Empire, appointed head of Foreign Office
Posted on December 10, 2014Describing it as the “best day of my life”, Fred Deeds was made a subject of the crown and appointed to head up the Ministry of Government’s Foreign Office in a special ceremony held by the military junta last […]
Primary school opens its doors as education for minifigs take a mini step forward
Posted on November 4, 2014Emperor David has opened Davidium’s first ever school describing it as a “momentous day for the country” and an “image milestone for the regime”. Visiting the school the minifig, swamped by children eager to see the renowned head of […]
AmpLED Electronics secures services contract and bright future with light tech
Posted on October 24, 2014Technology start-up firm AmpLED Electronics has announced it has been awarded a multi-million pound contract to roll-out road lighting and traffic signalling units across Davidium. At the company’s head offices CEO Albus Moore confirmed the Capital Authority had agreed […]
Civil engineers and brick suppliers celebrate as first brick-built road successfully laid
Posted on October 24, 2014Construction firm the Export Company, which won the untendered contract to build the first brick-built roads, has called on the state to retro-fit all existing roads after what it termed “completion of a successful trial”. The company, the Empire’s […]
PBR claims it is not infected with Megablok virus but could be in the near future
Posted on October 23, 2014Scrambling to limit both damage to its reputation and economy, the president of the PBR, Bob King has denied his country is in the grip of a Megablok outbreak that has killed dozens of minifigs to date. In an […]
Jesus forgives Chuck Charles in classic self-promotion stroke of genius
Posted on October 23, 2014Previously angry minifigure Jesus Christ has told reporters that he has “forgiven” Chuck Charles after receiving a personal apology from the columnist via electronic mail. The self-proclaimed deity’s PC has since been taken away by the Empire Police for […]