2013 Archive
Nuclear power plant reopens following successful completion of internal safety review
Posted on August 30, 2013The Enatolia Nuclear Power plant is back in full operation following the successful completion of a safety review by the operator AEG. The review, carried out under the watchful eye of the industry regulatory body, the Minifig Atomic Energy […]
AEG explains away images of panic stricken employees as standard safety drill acting
Posted on August 26, 2013Atomic Energy Group, operator of the Enatolia Nuclear Power Plant, has dismissed concerns over a number of CCTV image stills published today in newspapers which appear to show panic stricken employees at the site running for their lives. The […]
LFA chief Henry Fifa confirms player names are to be changed in historic development
Posted on August 26, 2013“Some big changes will be made concerning all clubs, players and owners”, said Mr Fifa last week and today he announced what those changes will be. From the new season onwards, the names of all footballers, managers, coaches and […]
Brickstar Simply Rascal cancels concert in Davidium after “bley” tickets fiasco
Posted on August 21, 2013Musician Simply Rascal has cancelled his planned 2 concerts for Davidium this weekend after it emerged the 250 tickets for the event were accidentally sent to another city. The error was being blamed by Rascal on the concert organisers […]
New football season will introduce “major positive changes” announces governing body
Posted on August 21, 2013With a new Serie A season nearly upon us some have wondered where has the LFA’s perennial meddling been this Summer. Such minifigs will not be disappointed however as association chief Henry Fifa confirmed today that more change is […]
Full safety review underway after unexplained explosion at nuclear facility revealed
Posted on August 21, 2013An investigation is underway at the Enatolia Nuclear Power Plant after it was revealed that an explosion occurred at the facility on 15th August. The news which was purportedly kept under wraps for fear of instilling panic among the […]
Ministry of Plenty forecasting double-digit economic growth for 2014
Posted on August 19, 2013The Ministry of Plenty has issued its bi-annual report on the state of the Empire’s economy forecasting unprecedented growth for 2014. The news comes as a relief to the government who took office with the economy just emerging from […]
Empire Police confirm intended victims of Cleaver Assassination Plot
Posted on August 14, 2013The entire Political Bureau of the Ministry of Truth were just days away from falling victim to an elaborate assassination plot it has been revealed. The plot, foiled after the former Caprican ambassadors to the Empire succumbed under interrogation, […]
Mugshots of Caprican spies released amid shocking “burying the hatchet” revelation
Posted on August 13, 2013Prince Christian and Princess Grace were attempting to “bury the hatchet” in the skull of a prominent Legoland politician according to confessions from the two Caprican subversives the Intelligence Service has announced. A statement from the Mind Police explained […]
Empire Police interrogating Caprican royals after figs are arrested at embassy
Posted on August 12, 2013Members of the Caprican royal family, Prince Christian and Princess Grace, are this evening being interrogated by the Intelligence Service wing of the Empire Police. It is understood that the duo were arrested in Davidium this afternoon by members […]
Emperor slams democracy movements fingering out the PBR for harsh criticism
Posted on August 8, 2013Emperor David has called on the Empire’s minifigs to be aware of the false promises being made by pro-democracy movements abroad and to take their words “with a bunch of studs”. Speaking at his Fort Sabre residence, the Emperor […]
Empire’s first nuclear power plant opens amid large anti-government protests
Posted on August 6, 2013The Government have officially confirmed the Enatolia Nuclear Power Plant is up and operational on the national grid, the Empire’s high-voltage electric power transmission network. At a restricted press conference held at the plant, State representatives from the Ministry […]
Caprican First Minister begs forgiveness with sorrowful apology to the Empire
Posted on August 2, 2013The recently elected First Minister of the Caprican banana kinglet, Winston Spencer, has formally apologised to the Empire and its press in a speech to the country’s oldest zoological garden, the Eulenbourg. The bumbling minifig claimed his country had […]
Legopolis first country to be formally mapped by the Imperial Geographic Society
Posted on July 29, 2013The Imperial Geographic Society has confirmed that it has mapped the Federation of Legopolis and in doing so the Tripartite Axis state is the first country in line for placement on the Minifig World Map. The Government of the […]
Heated exchanges in parliament as rival political parties clash over nuclear plant
Posted on July 26, 2013The Hall of Minifigs erupted into fiery verbal crossfire today as members from all political parties took pot-shots at one another over the attempted cover-up around the now confirmed Enatol nuclear facility. The Effective Minifig Union and Communist Party […]