2013 Archive

A brief electronic mail sent to the Minifig Times overnight from the previously unheard of group, Anonymous, has threatened “action” against perceived “obstructors” of “online freedom of expression”. Little is known of the origin of the email which has […] 0

Shadowy group pins its target on obstructors to “online freedom of expression”

Posted on November 21, 2013

A brief electronic mail sent to the Minifig Times overnight from the previously unheard of group, Anonymous, has threatened “action” against perceived “obstructors” of “online freedom of expression”. Little is known of the origin of the email which has […]

Prime Minister Julian Haliday has left the Davidium Imperial Hospital this evening 11 weeks after falling ill following confirmed Polonium-210 poisoning. The minifig, clearly frail from his ordeal, spoke briefly to the media outside the hospital grounds before being […] 0

Prime Minister confirms resignation while leaving hospital wheelchair bound

Posted on November 19, 2013

Prime Minister Julian Haliday has left the Davidium Imperial Hospital this evening 11 weeks after falling ill following confirmed Polonium-210 poisoning. The minifig, clearly frail from his ordeal, spoke briefly to the media outside the hospital grounds before being […]

The Empire’s most notorious crime boss and head of the Hole Heads Clan, Pol ‘El Plato’ Cardha has been captured. Parading the handcuffed minifig to the press, the one-time most wanted fig in the land was in bullet-proof attire […] 1

‘El Plato’ paraded to the world as Empire Police rejoice capture of Number 1

Posted on November 13, 2013

The Empire’s most notorious crime boss and head of the Hole Heads Clan, Pol ‘El Plato’ Cardha has been captured. Parading the handcuffed minifig to the press, the one-time most wanted fig in the land was in bullet-proof attire […]

A research paper entitled the ‘Hypothesis of the Primeval Brick’ presented by notable cosmologists and astrophysicists from the prestigious Emperor David University has theorised that the most likely beginnings of the LEGO Universe have their origins in what they […] 4

We’re all made of the same brick origins propose scientists at Davidium Science Forum

Posted on October 18, 2013

A research paper entitled the ‘Hypothesis of the Primeval Brick’ presented by notable cosmologists and astrophysicists from the prestigious Emperor David University has theorised that the most likely beginnings of the LEGO Universe have their origins in what they […]

The former president of the PBR, Mr Fred Deeds, has arrived in Legoland where he has been granted asylum as part of the peace deal that ended the 7 Day War that gripped the foreign country earlier this month. […] 0

Former PBR president begins asylum as part of Davidium brokered peace deal

Posted on September 25, 2013

The former president of the PBR, Mr Fred Deeds, has arrived in Legoland where he has been granted asylum as part of the peace deal that ended the 7 Day War that gripped the foreign country earlier this month. […]

Doctors treating Prime Minister Julian Haliday have confirmed that the minifigure suffered a massive brick failure this afternoon following which his condition has deteriorated significantly. The Empire’s former parliamentarian leader is being treated for Polonium poisoning but according to […] 0

Prime Minister suffers massive brick failure with doctors running out of options

Posted on September 25, 2013

Doctors treating Prime Minister Julian Haliday have confirmed that the minifigure suffered a massive brick failure this afternoon following which his condition has deteriorated significantly. The Empire’s former parliamentarian leader is being treated for Polonium poisoning but according to […]

The 7 day conflict that has ravaged the PBR is over after the leadership of both the FBA and Cobra agreed to a permanent cessation of hostilities. The deal was struck following the removal from power of Fred Deeds […] 0

Waring sides in the PBR sign armistice after Deeds is ousted by Cobra renegades

Posted on September 12, 2013

The 7 day conflict that has ravaged the PBR is over after the leadership of both the FBA and Cobra agreed to a permanent cessation of hostilities. The deal was struck following the removal from power of Fred Deeds […]

Prime Minister Haliday was the victim of radioactive poisoning the Davidium Imperial Hospital confirmed this morning. The minifig was diagnosed with acute radiation syndrome by doctors with subsequent testing confirming the ingestion of the chemical element Polonium-210 as the […] 0

PM was poisoned with highly radioactive element confirms the Imperial Hospital

Posted on September 10, 2013

Prime Minister Haliday was the victim of radioactive poisoning the Davidium Imperial Hospital confirmed this morning. The minifig was diagnosed with acute radiation syndrome by doctors with subsequent testing confirming the ingestion of the chemical element Polonium-210 as the […]

PM Julian Haliday is seriously ill in hospital tonight after collapsing at a State banquet in the capital this evening. The leader of the Effective Minifig Union was treated on the scene before being airlifted to the Davidium Imperial […] 1

Prime Minister critically ill in hospital after collapsing at Government function

Posted on September 9, 2013

PM Julian Haliday is seriously ill in hospital tonight after collapsing at a State banquet in the capital this evening. The leader of the Effective Minifig Union was treated on the scene before being airlifted to the Davidium Imperial […]

The Empire will not be intervening on the side of PBR President Deeds or the FBA the Government have confirmed after the Hall of Minifigs voted against sending Imperial Army forces into war. Prime Minister Haliday said that his […] 1

State confirms neutrality in PBR conflict despite concerns over minifigitarian situation

Posted on September 9, 2013

The Empire will not be intervening on the side of PBR President Deeds or the FBA the Government have confirmed after the Hall of Minifigs voted against sending Imperial Army forces into war. Prime Minister Haliday said that his […]

A number of high ranking army generals have been dismissed from their posts by the Government after it emerged preparations were in motion for intervention in the PBR civil war without approval from the imperial parliament. Addressing the Hall […] 0

Top army generals sacked after attempt to lead Empire into war without State approval

Posted on September 9, 2013

A number of high ranking army generals have been dismissed from their posts by the Government after it emerged preparations were in motion for intervention in the PBR civil war without approval from the imperial parliament. Addressing the Hall […]

Fighting has erupted in the PBR between forces supporting the former president William Brik and the country’s newly elected head of state, Fred Deeds. According to reports coming out of the capital Williams City, fierce gun battles have broken […] 0

Empire comes under pressure to prop-up PBR regime as fierce gun battles break out

Posted on September 6, 2013

Fighting has erupted in the PBR between forces supporting the former president William Brik and the country’s newly elected head of state, Fred Deeds. According to reports coming out of the capital Williams City, fierce gun battles have broken […]

The offices of the parent company of the Minifig Times have this morning been raided by the police under direct orders from the Ministry of Truth. The move came after the news agency published a photograph that appeared to […] 1

Offices of the Mr Prints Group raided by police under orders from the Ministry of Truth

Posted on September 4, 2013

The offices of the parent company of the Minifig Times have this morning been raided by the police under direct orders from the Ministry of Truth. The move came after the news agency published a photograph that appeared to […]

Photographs have emerged that appear to show the former president of the PBR, William Brik, is alive. Images handed to the Minifig Times from an anonymous source close to the former government in the PBR show what appears to […] 0

Disbelief as former PBR president, previously believed dead, is photographed alive

Posted on September 2, 2013

Photographs have emerged that appear to show the former president of the PBR, William Brik, is alive. Images handed to the Minifig Times from an anonymous source close to the former government in the PBR show what appears to […]

The Empire and neighbouring Kingdom of ND Land have agreed a free-trade deal removing all import duties levied on goods originating from either country. The deal will come into effect from October 1st this year onwards. The agreement was […] 0

Free-trade deal signed with ND Land after Empire agrees to revalue the Pound

Posted on August 30, 2013

The Empire and neighbouring Kingdom of ND Land have agreed a free-trade deal removing all import duties levied on goods originating from either country. The deal will come into effect from October 1st this year onwards. The agreement was […]