2012 Archive

Use of the term ‘Nigfig’ by the domestic media to describe minifigures of a brown hue has been outlawed by His Imperial Majesty Emperor David in a surprise move. Pressure from the Kingdom of the Capricas, a key export […] 0

‘Nigfig’ term banned by Imperial decree as Emperor acts to advert Caprican trade war

Posted on December 18, 2012

Use of the term ‘Nigfig’ by the domestic media to describe minifigures of a brown hue has been outlawed by His Imperial Majesty Emperor David in a surprise move. Pressure from the Kingdom of the Capricas, a key export […]

A senior Castlefig Independence Movement member has accused the Caprican news media of “stoking trouble” ahead of the forthcoming general election by spreading unsubstantiated rumours that the Empire of Legoland is in a period of political flux. Speaking in […] 0

Castlefig Independence Movement member claims the Caprican press are lying

Posted on May 31, 2012

A senior Castlefig Independence Movement member has accused the Caprican news media of “stoking trouble” ahead of the forthcoming general election by spreading unsubstantiated rumours that the Empire of Legoland is in a period of political flux. Speaking in […]

Independent General Election hopeful Jesus Christ has launched a scathing attack on Everyone Deserves Bricks’ MP Richard Boss. Boss’s turbulent relationship with Mr Christ reached an all-time low today when the outspoken celebrity decided against executing a cheek manoeuvre […] 0

Jesus attacks Boss in interview for having “crossed the Rubicone with Roman remark”

Posted on April 20, 2012

Independent General Election hopeful Jesus Christ has launched a scathing attack on Everyone Deserves Bricks’ MP Richard Boss. Boss’s turbulent relationship with Mr Christ reached an all-time low today when the outspoken celebrity decided against executing a cheek manoeuvre […]

Two suspected members of the Hole Heads Clan have been found shot dead in the capital as fears mount over the escalating feud between two of the Empire’s most notorious crime groups. The killings are thought to be the […] 0

Gangland warfare hits capital’s streets in apparent Legoland Mafia hit

Posted on April 17, 2012

Two suspected members of the Hole Heads Clan have been found shot dead in the capital as fears mount over the escalating feud between two of the Empire’s most notorious crime groups. The killings are thought to be the […]

Everyone Deserves Bricks MP Richard Boss has accused independent election hopeful Jesus of “not sharing” his time fairly when it comes to Castleland’s Roman population. The accusation has been immediately rebuffed by the self-declared deity. “Boss should know that […] 0

EDB accusation of “not sharing” makes “Son of God” furious at “complete exaggeration”

Posted on April 11, 2012

Everyone Deserves Bricks MP Richard Boss has accused independent election hopeful Jesus of “not sharing” his time fairly when it comes to Castleland’s Roman population. The accusation has been immediately rebuffed by the self-declared deity. “Boss should know that […]

Residents of one of the capital’s most notable high density complexes plan to take the Capital Authority to court after the council began removing doors previously deemed of little value but now worth millions on the international underground brick […] 0

Council flat occupants living in a gold mine as doors going for millions on black-market

Posted on April 10, 2012

Residents of one of the capital’s most notable high density complexes plan to take the Capital Authority to court after the council began removing doors previously deemed of little value but now worth millions on the international underground brick […]

Legoland will head to the polls in the Summer after the Council of Empire confirmed the 1st of June as the date for the 2012 General Election. The NBO’s unwillingness to confirm a day for their near-assured political euthanasia […] 0

New Brick Order facing meltdown with leftists to gain as Empire to go to the polls in June

Posted on March 15, 2012

Legoland will head to the polls in the Summer after the Council of Empire confirmed the 1st of June as the date for the 2012 General Election. The NBO’s unwillingness to confirm a day for their near-assured political euthanasia […]

The Legoland Football Association has issued a notice to Serie A’s 24 franchises that the current season may see up to seven clubs relegated with the aim of reducing the number of teams in the national league’s top flight […] 0

LFA put franchises on relegation footing as association to rule on reducing size of league

Posted on March 14, 2012

The Legoland Football Association has issued a notice to Serie A’s 24 franchises that the current season may see up to seven clubs relegated with the aim of reducing the number of teams in the national league’s top flight […]

The Government of the Federation of Legopolis has accused the Legoban of carrying out a car bomb attack that destroyed a multi-story carpark in the capital Legopolis. The attack killed 2 minifigs according to local news agency LC1. The […] 0

Legoban cell accused of foreign car bombing despite denial from insurgent group

Posted on January 1, 2012

The Government of the Federation of Legopolis has accused the Legoban of carrying out a car bomb attack that destroyed a multi-story carpark in the capital Legopolis. The attack killed 2 minifigs according to local news agency LC1. The […]

Sales of “slaves” between October and December 2011 has seen the population of the Empire decrease by over 100 ‘figs, all ethnic Spacefigs, according to figures released by the State Economic Bureau (SEB). The minifigs were sold by the […] 0

Empire raking in the cash through “slave trade” State Economic Bureau stats show

Posted on January 1, 2012

Sales of “slaves” between October and December 2011 has seen the population of the Empire decrease by over 100 ‘figs, all ethnic Spacefigs, according to figures released by the State Economic Bureau (SEB). The minifigs were sold by the […]

The LFA are considering whether to slash the number of divisions in the Legoland Series from its current 6 tiers to 2. The calls have been made by a growing number of lower league sides whom perceive that there […] 0

Lego football’s tinkering to continue as LFA may replace Serie B promotion rules

Posted on January 1, 2012

The LFA are considering whether to slash the number of divisions in the Legoland Series from its current 6 tiers to 2. The calls have been made by a growing number of lower league sides whom perceive that there […]

The governing body of the Kilimanlego Footall League is set to launch a new website in the coming month according to sources close to the association. The new website, kilimanlegofootball.com, will provide fans of one of the world’s top […] 0

Kilimanlego Football League to launch new website to entice worldwide audience

Posted on January 1, 2012

The governing body of the Kilimanlego Footall League is set to launch a new website in the coming month according to sources close to the association. The new website, kilimanlegofootball.com, will provide fans of one of the world’s top […]