2011 Archive

Diplomatic relations between the Empires of Caprica and Legoland are at an all-time low today after last night’s dramatic events in the capital saw a crowd of over 30 young minifigs attack and burn the foreign embassy reducing it […] 0

The Empire strikes back! Caprican embassy goes up in smoke as security forces take backseat

Posted on September 30, 2011

Diplomatic relations between the Empires of Caprica and Legoland are at an all-time low today after last night’s dramatic events in the capital saw a crowd of over 30 young minifigs attack and burn the foreign embassy reducing it […]

Figures release by the Ministry for Justice indicate that a dramatic rise in the number of minifigs being smuggled from the western Castleland and Basicstan provinces to the townships occurred in 2010 as the ongoing war between the Legoban […] 0

Minifig trafficking on the rise according with nearly 100 minifigs rescued in 2010

Posted on September 30, 2011

Figures release by the Ministry for Justice indicate that a dramatic rise in the number of minifigs being smuggled from the western Castleland and Basicstan provinces to the townships occurred in 2010 as the ongoing war between the Legoban […]

Ambassador to Caprica, Reginald Isaac Groons, has returned to Legoland for a “holiday” according to his family. Speaking outside the family home in the town of Aura Vera, the emissary’s sister, Ms Isabella Groons, informed reporters that her brother […] 0

Brick Flu hit Groons is in Legoland receiving treatment confirms distressed sister

Posted on September 30, 2011

Ambassador to Caprica, Reginald Isaac Groons, has returned to Legoland for a “holiday” according to his family. Speaking outside the family home in the town of Aura Vera, the emissary’s sister, Ms Isabella Groons, informed reporters that her brother […]

Legoland has a new sport with the newly established National Hockey League announced by the sport’s governing body based in Medalin, the National Hockey Federation. The league will start this year with the competition format to be confirmed in […] 0

Inaugural ice hockey league established by the the National Hockey Federation

Posted on September 1, 2011

Legoland has a new sport with the newly established National Hockey League announced by the sport’s governing body based in Medalin, the National Hockey Federation. The league will start this year with the competition format to be confirmed in […]

The Emperor of the Legoland Empire has been awarded a KGCO by the rulers of the Caprican Empire. News of the honour surfaced after state broadcaster RTL reported that the Foreign Ministry was mulling over the offer before advising […] 0

Emperor made a Knight of the Grand Caprican Order despite rumoured lack of interest

Posted on September 1, 2011

The Emperor of the Legoland Empire has been awarded a KGCO by the rulers of the Caprican Empire. News of the honour surfaced after state broadcaster RTL reported that the Foreign Ministry was mulling over the offer before advising […]

The family of missing Legoland envoy Hulex Rolds have questioned the ability of the security forces in Kilimanlego in tracking down the whereabouts of the missing minifig. At a press conference in Great Mansion Square, Hulex’s brother, Dilbert, slammed […] 0

Rolds family hit out at Kilimanlego authorities over lack of progress

Posted on August 1, 2011

The family of missing Legoland envoy Hulex Rolds have questioned the ability of the security forces in Kilimanlego in tracking down the whereabouts of the missing minifig. At a press conference in Great Mansion Square, Hulex’s brother, Dilbert, slammed […]

Representatives of the SMU are to meet with the Government Labour Committee following the announcement by the Empire Police that they are to shed over 400 jobs, all of the positions taken by ethnic Blacktron Spacefigs. SMU officials accused […] 0

Space Minifig Union to meet with employment body over proposed redundancies

Posted on August 1, 2011

Representatives of the SMU are to meet with the Government Labour Committee following the announcement by the Empire Police that they are to shed over 400 jobs, all of the positions taken by ethnic Blacktron Spacefigs. SMU officials accused […]

The Empire Police have unveiled their new Legoda Bracket armoured cars to the media at a showing in the Legoland capital today. The Empire’s largest police force illustrated the vehicle’s capabilities at the demonstration held in Myplan with assistance […] 0

Empire Police show off new fleet of armoured vehicles to assist policing townships

Posted on August 1, 2011

The Empire Police have unveiled their new Legoda Bracket armoured cars to the media at a showing in the Legoland capital today. The Empire’s largest police force illustrated the vehicle’s capabilities at the demonstration held in Myplan with assistance […]

The government of the PBR have instigated a new farming policy aimed at dramatically boosting production in the domestic agricultural sector aimed at reducing the PBR’s reliance on foreign foodstuffs. According to the state news agency, the nation’s ruling […] 0

War-torn PBR looks to boost farming to reduce dependency on food imports

Posted on August 1, 2011

The government of the PBR have instigated a new farming policy aimed at dramatically boosting production in the domestic agricultural sector aimed at reducing the PBR’s reliance on foreign foodstuffs. According to the state news agency, the nation’s ruling […]

The Government has decided not to vote on the motion as to whether minifigs should be allowed change clothes until after the next General Election. No election date has been announced and rumours circulating around the Hall of Minifigs […] 0

Cabinet postpones decision on minifig clothes changing until after General Election

Posted on August 1, 2011

The Government has decided not to vote on the motion as to whether minifigs should be allowed change clothes until after the next General Election. No election date has been announced and rumours circulating around the Hall of Minifigs […]

The Minifig Times have appointed a new Editor in Chief, Helena Joyce. Mrs Joyce takes over the reigns from departing Pascal Hemmingway and is looking to raise standards at the news agency after slipping professionalism under Mr Hemmingway. 0

Times are a-changin’ at the Minifig Times with new Editor in Chief appointed

Posted on August 1, 2011

The Minifig Times have appointed a new Editor in Chief, Helena Joyce. Mrs Joyce takes over the reigns from departing Pascal Hemmingway and is looking to raise standards at the news agency after slipping professionalism under Mr Hemmingway.