2009 Archive

General Secretary Obnoxious Consensus has refused to step aside despite only narrowly surviving yet another motion of no confidence tabled against himself and his New Brick Order cabinet by leading opposition parties. The attempted defeat of the government was […] 0

Obnoxious Consensus tells the country he “ain’t going nowhere”

Posted June 13, 2009

General Secretary Obnoxious Consensus has refused to step aside despite only narrowly surviving yet another motion of no confidence tabled against himself and his New Brick Order cabinet by leading opposition parties. The attempted defeat of the government was […]

The leader of the newly founded Everyone Deserves Bricks political group, Dr Maximus Generous, has called on the nation’s party political leader, Mr Obnoxious Consensus, to resign from office immediately after the State Employment Bureau’s latest jobless figures told […] 0

Calls for General Secretary to resign mount as unemployment hits record high

Posted June 4, 2009

The leader of the newly founded Everyone Deserves Bricks political group, Dr Maximus Generous, has called on the nation’s party political leader, Mr Obnoxious Consensus, to resign from office immediately after the State Employment Bureau’s latest jobless figures told […]

The Legoland Football Association have fined Legoland FC £1m for trouble caused by supporters of the capital side in Amrap on the final day of last season. Following LFC’s loss to Parma in Amrap on May 16th and the […] 0

Legoland FC handed down heavy fine for last season’s football violence

Posted May 25, 2009

The Legoland Football Association have fined Legoland FC £1m for trouble caused by supporters of the capital side in Amrap on the final day of last season. Following LFC’s loss to Parma in Amrap on May 16th and the […]

Celebs owner, the admirable Mr Prints, has called on Mr Fifa and the Legoland Football Association to “seriously consider” the recent proposal brought forward by Torino Calcio to expand the Serie A from 22 to 24 teams. Speaking in […] 0

Admirable Mr Prints calls for Serie A expansion to ensure league’s pre-eminence

Posted May 12, 2009

Celebs owner, the admirable Mr Prints, has called on Mr Fifa and the Legoland Football Association to “seriously consider” the recent proposal brought forward by Torino Calcio to expand the Serie A from 22 to 24 teams. Speaking in […]

The capture of a suspected key member of the Hole Heads Clan criminal syndicate has seen rioting break out in parts of the Legoland capital tonight as resident bums took to the streets in support of the arrested minifig, […] 0

Riot errupts in Legoland City centre after arrest of suspected crime boss

Posted April 8, 2009

The capture of a suspected key member of the Hole Heads Clan criminal syndicate has seen rioting break out in parts of the Legoland capital tonight as resident bums took to the streets in support of the arrested minifig, […]

Chief Collector General of the Empire’s Customs, Mr Biggus Dickus, has hit out at plans by the central government to increase taxes on imports by up to 300%. Mr Dickus, who oversees the record keeping and import tax collection […] 0

Chief Collector General Dickus labels General Secretary an “idiot”

Posted March 25, 2009

Chief Collector General of the Empire’s Customs, Mr Biggus Dickus, has hit out at plans by the central government to increase taxes on imports by up to 300%. Mr Dickus, who oversees the record keeping and import tax collection […]

The Legoland City and County Council has unveiled a number of plans for the complete redesign and redevelopment of Legoland City. The proposals, the work of a number of private engineering contractors retained by the Council, have gone on […] 0

Council unveils proposals for capital redesign

Posted March 10, 2009

The Legoland City and County Council has unveiled a number of plans for the complete redesign and redevelopment of Legoland City. The proposals, the work of a number of private engineering contractors retained by the Council, have gone on […]

The announcement came directly from VOL PKLM’s chief executive Riskyus Gambulus at lunchtime today in a statement hurriedly issued to the press. Legoland’s third largest financial institution will cease all operations permanently from 12:00am Friday 27th February with the […] 0

Nation’s third largest bank, PKLM, collapses after filing record losses

Posted February 23, 2009

The announcement came directly from VOL PKLM’s chief executive Riskyus Gambulus at lunchtime today in a statement hurriedly issued to the press. Legoland’s third largest financial institution will cease all operations permanently from 12:00am Friday 27th February with the […]

Unemployment figures released today have painted a gloomy picture on the jobs front with official statistics confirming that over 1,100 minifigs are now out of work. The record number of jobless is overwhelming the nation’s social welfare system run […] 0

Calls for government to resign as unemployment rockets

Posted February 20, 2009

Unemployment figures released today have painted a gloomy picture on the jobs front with official statistics confirming that over 1,100 minifigs are now out of work. The record number of jobless is overwhelming the nation’s social welfare system run […]

The great Emperor David has declared, his birthday, the 11th February, will be an annual public holiday from this Wednesday onwards. Addressing a packed parliament, the dictator of the Third Empire stressed the need for his citizens to have […] 0

February 11th declared a public holiday by Emperor David

Posted February 9, 2009

The great Emperor David has declared, his birthday, the 11th February, will be an annual public holiday from this Wednesday onwards. Addressing a packed parliament, the dictator of the Third Empire stressed the need for his citizens to have […]