2008 Archive
![The Midgar Minister of Infrastructure, P. the Grave, said to the Midgar press today that “more buildings with windows are needed” explaining that the block buildings are not a good architectural style for Midgar City. The buildings referred to […]](http://www.minifigtimes.com/wp-content/themes/project-ar2-master/images/empty_thumbnail.gif "Country of Midgar confirms it is in severe need of more windowed buildings")
Country of Midgar confirms it is in severe need of more windowed buildings
Posted on May 1, 2008The Midgar Minister of Infrastructure, P. the Grave, said to the Midgar press today that “more buildings with windows are needed” explaining that the block buildings are not a good architectural style for Midgar City. The buildings referred to […]
Government open negotiations with Al-Medahyin operatives over captured soldiers
Posted on April 28, 2008The government have reportedly opened negotiations with Al-Medahyin just days after General Secretary Obnoxious Consensus said they would “never talk to terrorists”. No word on the fate of the two LRG soldiers being held hostage by the group has […]
Legoda unveils new automobile division with launch of General Brick Motors
Posted on April 18, 2008Automobile giant Legoda has announced the formation of a new car manufacturing division to be called General Brick Motors. GBM will specialise in the production of cheap cars aimed at the average minifig and is being seen by analysts […]
Government adamant that it will not negotiate with Al-Medahyin “terrorists”
Posted on April 17, 2008The Government of Legoland have slammed reports that they are willing to pay for the release of the two LRG soldiers being held by the Al-Medahyin terror group. The General Secretary of the Legoland Imperial Republic, Mr Obnoxious Consensus, said […]
![The self-proclaimed Army of Lego Knights, Yeomen, & Enlightened Defenders against Annihilation (Al-Medahyin in the Classici tongue) have released a video tape of two members of the Legoland Republican Guard it says it captured on Saturday in an ambush […]](http://www.minifigtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/captured-soldiers-lego-video-200x110.png "Shock as terrorist group threatens to behead captured soldiers in video")
Shock as terrorist group threatens to behead captured soldiers in video
Posted on April 14, 2008The self-proclaimed Army of Lego Knights, Yeomen, & Enlightened Defenders against Annihilation (Al-Medahyin in the Classici tongue) have released a video tape of two members of the Legoland Republican Guard it says it captured on Saturday in an ambush […]
Bad hair day hits nation as first hairdressers opens its doors to minifigs
Posted on April 12, 2008Vain minifigs, female minifigs, fashion lovers, and general really dead boring figs, are celebrating today after the nation’s first hair salon, 1SizeFitsAllHeads, opened its doors on Grand Avenue Street in the capital today. The hairdressers, located on the third […]
Voluntary Bank of Legoland considers floatation on stock exchange
Posted on April 9, 2008The nation’s largest private bank, the Voluntary Bank of Legoland, is debating internally whether to float on the stock exchange in a bid to raise funds for an assets buying spree. Opening a new head office branch in Legoland […]
![The government has denied comments made by Treedon’s president Victor Paulus that Legoland is developing nuclear weapons for use against the former Legoland province. Speaking at a rally in Gfevedgrad, president Paulus accused Legoland’s Emperor David of planning a […]](http://www.minifigtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/lego-missile-launcher-200x110.png "Legoland denies developing nuclear weapons despite Treedon leader’s claims")
Legoland denies developing nuclear weapons despite Treedon leader’s claims
Posted on April 5, 2008The government has denied comments made by Treedon’s president Victor Paulus that Legoland is developing nuclear weapons for use against the former Legoland province. Speaking at a rally in Gfevedgrad, president Paulus accused Legoland’s Emperor David of planning a […]
![The Emperor has congratulated the Linet construction firm for completing the installation of the Winter Palace into Legoland Square and overcoming the disastrous events of Saturday night which had thrown the entire project into doubt. Major sections of the […]](http://www.minifigtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/winter-palace-installed-lego-200x110.png "Winter Palace is finally installed into Legoland Square after difficult ordeal")
Winter Palace is finally installed into Legoland Square after difficult ordeal
Posted on March 31, 2008The Emperor has congratulated the Linet construction firm for completing the installation of the Winter Palace into Legoland Square and overcoming the disastrous events of Saturday night which had thrown the entire project into doubt. Major sections of the […]
![Directors and project managers at construction firm Linet have been left embarrassed after what was supposed to be a historic Saturday night for Legoland City turned into a complete shambles. In perhaps the biggest disaster in the history of […]](http://www.minifigtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/palace-installation-aborted-lego-200x110.png "Winter Palace installation aborted following “major problems” experienced by contractor")
Winter Palace installation aborted following “major problems” experienced by contractor
Posted on March 29, 2008Directors and project managers at construction firm Linet have been left embarrassed after what was supposed to be a historic Saturday night for Legoland City turned into a complete shambles. In perhaps the biggest disaster in the history of […]
Emperor orders Winter Palace destruction as part of wider buildings rennovation move
Posted on March 28, 2008Dictator of the Legoland Imperial Republic, Emperor David, has called for the destruction of a number of the capital’s most prominent buildings in a public address this evening which has taken many minifigs by surprise. Among the buildings scheduled […]
New automobile group founded in bid to compete with motor giants Legoda
Posted on March 28, 2008Ex-Fiorentina football club board members Mega Puncherus, Pious Playus and Cautious Dryus, have announced their intention to use cash from the recent sale of the club to set-up a new automobile manufacturing plant that will likely be located in […]
Legoland and Rulandstin establish full diplomatic relations in apparent marketing move
Posted on March 27, 2008The government of the Legoland Imperial Republic has established full diplomatic relations with the People’s Brikpublic of Rulandstin the minister for foreign affairs, Mr Diplomaticus Crisis, confirmed this evening. In a press conference in Legoland City, Mr Crisis said […]
Mayor Fig denies being a dunderhead despite missing out on another twinning
Posted on March 27, 2008Legoland Town’s Mayor Trusty Fig has rejected claims made by his Town Council members that he is a “dunderhead”. Shortly after news broke that Legoland City had agreed to twin with another foreign town – the second within the […]
Legoland City twins with Caseville city-state in perceived coup over neighbour
Posted on March 25, 2008An historic day for Legoland’s capital city was completed today at the Winter Palace as Legoland City mayor Infamous Figus signed into the City Charter the twinning of Legoland City with the Caseville city-state. In the ceremony, Mayor Figus […]