2008 Archive

Although agreeing that tennis is “dead boring”, the Emperor of the Third Empire has announced the legalisation of the sport. The first tennis club license has been granted to the Beigecourt Tennis Group who will open two tennis courts […] 0

Old game of tennis legalised by Emperor David despite being boring

Posted September 29, 2008

Although agreeing that tennis is “dead boring”, the Emperor of the Third Empire has announced the legalisation of the sport. The first tennis club license has been granted to the Beigecourt Tennis Group who will open two tennis courts […]

The nation’s top judge, chief justice Judge Justice Dessertus, has been shot dead on the footsteps of the High Court in Legoland City centre this afternoon. Judge Dessertus was believed to be on his way home after completing his […] 0

Chief Justice assassination sends shockwaves across judical and political elite

Posted August 9, 2008

The nation’s top judge, chief justice Judge Justice Dessertus, has been shot dead on the footsteps of the High Court in Legoland City centre this afternoon. Judge Dessertus was believed to be on his way home after completing his […]

The Legoland Mafia is being blamed for this evening’s deadly attack on an Empire Police prison convoy which killed five policemen and critically injured another. The five vehicle fleet, consisting of two marked police cars and three armoured police […] 0

Five officers killed as police convoy is ambushed on the June Motorway Bridge

Posted August 8, 2008

The Legoland Mafia is being blamed for this evening’s deadly attack on an Empire Police prison convoy which killed five policemen and critically injured another. The five vehicle fleet, consisting of two marked police cars and three armoured police […]

Two Empire Policemen have been gunned down in Legoland City centre today in what appears to be an attack organised by the Legoland Mafia. Witnesses reported seeing a white van approach the on duty policemen outside the Bricklyn Hotel […] 0

Unarmed policemen gunned down by gangsters in brazen lunch-time attack

Posted August 6, 2008

Two Empire Policemen have been gunned down in Legoland City centre today in what appears to be an attack organised by the Legoland Mafia. Witnesses reported seeing a white van approach the on duty policemen outside the Bricklyn Hotel […]

Construction Work On New Stadium Grinds To Halt Construction work on the capital’s new 2000 minifigure capacity football stadium came to a halt today after the building contractors announced that the Third Empire government has requested an emergency site […] 0

Construction work on new 2000 capacity stadium grinds to abrupt halt

Posted July 29, 2008

Construction Work On New Stadium Grinds To Halt Construction work on the capital’s new 2000 minifigure capacity football stadium came to a halt today after the building contractors announced that the Third Empire government has requested an emergency site […]

The Legoland City and County Council have rejected by 8 votes to 2 the construction proposals submitted by the developers of the capital’s San Siro stadium. The vote was held following submission by the Export Company construction firm, who […] 0

Urban council refuses planning permission for stadium of “inappropriate” size

Posted July 20, 2008

The Legoland City and County Council have rejected by 8 votes to 2 the construction proposals submitted by the developers of the capital’s San Siro stadium. The vote was held following submission by the Export Company construction firm, who […]

The Emperor of Legoland has formally announced the creation of the ‘Third Legoland Empire’ encompassing the minifigs of the former Legoland Imperial Republic, Basicstan, Belvistan, Duplostan, Fabuland, Poopooland and Technic Republic. Emperor David, addressed his subjects through state television […] 0

Legoland conquers multiple territories through diplomatic “intimidation”

Posted June 29, 2008

The Emperor of Legoland has formally announced the creation of the ‘Third Legoland Empire’ encompassing the minifigs of the former Legoland Imperial Republic, Basicstan, Belvistan, Duplostan, Fabuland, Poopooland and Technic Republic. Emperor David, addressed his subjects through state television […]

The Emperor of Midgar officially announced today that he is sending military supplies to states he perceives are under threat from the Legoland nation. The states receiving aid from the Emperor are Fabuland, Basicstan, Belvistan and Duplostan. The decision […] 0

Midgar assisting independent ethnic Lego states with military equipment

Posted June 24, 2008

The Emperor of Midgar officially announced today that he is sending military supplies to states he perceives are under threat from the Legoland nation. The states receiving aid from the Emperor are Fabuland, Basicstan, Belvistan and Duplostan. The decision […]

After months of preparation the site for the new district of the Midgar capital has been unveiled and building works have begun in earnest the government of the Midgar nation has announced. The Emperor of Midgar some months ago […] 0

Major construction project finally begins in the developing nation of Midgar

Posted June 11, 2008

After months of preparation the site for the new district of the Midgar capital has been unveiled and building works have begun in earnest the government of the Midgar nation has announced. The Emperor of Midgar some months ago […]

The great leader of Legoland, Emperor David, has called talks held with the immigrant rights protest leader Claudia ‘the Barbarian’ as having been “productive” and “a significant first step on the way to progress”. Having ensured that the LEGOVision […] 0

Emperor labels talks with barbarian “productive” and “a significant first step”

Posted May 31, 2008

The great leader of Legoland, Emperor David, has called talks held with the immigrant rights protest leader Claudia ‘the Barbarian’ as having been “productive” and “a significant first step on the way to progress”. Having ensured that the LEGOVision […]

Emperor David is set to sit down with the leader of last Saturday week’s immigrants rights protest in an effort to prevent trouble ahead of this weekend’s LEGOVision Song Contest. The song contest is being held in the nation’s […] 0

Emperor will neet protestors’ leader in effort to ensure peace this weekend

Posted May 26, 2008

Emperor David is set to sit down with the leader of last Saturday week’s immigrants rights protest in an effort to prevent trouble ahead of this weekend’s LEGOVision Song Contest. The song contest is being held in the nation’s […]

Conservation groups in Legaña have sent the government a stark warning – stop the poachers killing tapir or the species will soon be extinct. Tapir populations have rapidly declined in recent weeks and wildlife protection groups speculate that by […] 0

Legañan conservationists claim tapir will soon be extinct due to poaching activity

Posted May 19, 2008

Conservation groups in Legaña have sent the government a stark warning – stop the poachers killing tapir or the species will soon be extinct. Tapir populations have rapidly declined in recent weeks and wildlife protection groups speculate that by […]

Tanks have rolled onto the streets of Legoland City for the first time in years in an effort to prevent angry hordes of immigrant minifigs from storming the Winter Palace. After hundreds of immigrant figs took to the streets […] 0

Tanks roll into capital to quell potential revolt as unruly immigrants getting out of hand

Posted May 17, 2008

Tanks have rolled onto the streets of Legoland City for the first time in years in an effort to prevent angry hordes of immigrant minifigs from storming the Winter Palace. After hundreds of immigrant figs took to the streets […]

The Emperor of Midgar surprised everybody with the announcement of a military parade today. The parade is part of the Emperor’s new strategy “management” to scare other nations and terrorist activity. He said: “some nations had problems with some […] 0

Military parade held in Midgar capital aims to deter potential attackers and stoke patriotism

Posted May 11, 2008

The Emperor of Midgar surprised everybody with the announcement of a military parade today. The parade is part of the Emperor’s new strategy “management” to scare other nations and terrorist activity. He said: “some nations had problems with some […]

In an apparent political stunt, the Legoland Communist Party held a “media public get-together” at The Tavern pub in Legoland City today. Confusing the easily confused minifigs from the press, deputy leader of the party, Curious Manifestous, launched a […] 0

Communists praise and slam Rulandstin politcal landscape and presidential candidates

Posted May 2, 2008

In an apparent political stunt, the Legoland Communist Party held a “media public get-together” at The Tavern pub in Legoland City today. Confusing the easily confused minifigs from the press, deputy leader of the party, Curious Manifestous, launched a […]