Unrepentant Jesus denies being a loser after election campaign debacle

Despite his election dreams in tatters, JC is hopeful of his “inevitable” break. The minifigs poor performance has resulted in no independents being elected to parliament.

Speaking to Good God, Jesus has stated that he has no regrets and isn’t a loser despite failing to land a Hall of Minifigs seat in an election result that saw him claim just 1% of the national vote. Just hours after the poll results were announced, the minifig was accosted by a reporter from the tabloid on a side street in Davidium.

“Look here, I’m telling you that the stars weren’t aligned in my favour today but that tomorrow is another day and by God I’ll be speaking with my dad later to find out what went wrong. He knows everything by the way so I should know all this time tomorrow. Can’t help you mush [sic] now though can I?”

From passer-by amateur video recordings now circulating widely, the hairy minifig appeared more unkempt than usual and under the influence of alcohol but he denied he was any way close to intoxication.

“I know what you’re thinking but I always look like this. I may have had a tipple, it’s not a crime now is it?” he mused sarcastically adding “I know my limits and my rights thank you.”

Elaborating on the result, Jesus denied that believing in him was foolhardy and that more faith in him was needed.

“I’ll deliver, I just need to catch a break. It’s inevitable it will happen soon,” he concluded.

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