Foreign Office publishes clarification following Lego Republic protest

The Foreign Office spoksefigure hit out at LR President Bricks' looks

The Foreign Office spoksefigure hit out at LR President Bricks’ looks

The missile tests carried out by the Imperial Army on Tuesday did not violate Lego Republic airspace the Foreign Office has proclaimed labelling conflicting reports “lies”.

The office informed the press that a formal protest was received from the Department of Foreign Affairs in Bricksburg alleging a missile launched from Legoland traversed Lego Republic skies. This allegation was was made purely with the intention of increasing tensions in the region a spokesfigure said.

“It is regrettable that the Lego Republic’s distain for Legoland continues under the premiership of Marie Bricks. The sooner the ugly femfig is removed from office the better for all minifigs everywhere”.

The Lego Republic has intervened in the PBR insurgency bombing the PBR military’s chief command centre, Area-42. The Empire meanwhile has refused to interfere with what it has termed an “internal issue” although behind the scenes it is understood to be supportive of East PBR breaking away for geopolitical reasons.

The Imperial Army test fired two Skuz-1 missiles on Tuesday

The Imperial Army test fired two Skuz-1 missiles on Tuesday

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