Sub-species could be turned into “edible” biscuits according to Legoland First leader

The leader of the right-wing extremist Legoland First party, Norbert Isen, has shocked members of parliament today by declaring that Negfigroes may be edible and, if “harvested”, “could dramatically drive down the cost of food commodities”.

Addressing the Hall of Minifigs, Isen claimed that figrolls could be replaced by negfigrolls for “after dinner treats”.

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