Race riots hit the troubled PBR capital as ethnic fleshies attack normal figs

Riots have broken out in the PBR capital Williams City after local fleshies learnt of the Ministry of Peace’s statement declaring its disinterest in assistance from ethnic fleshies in the PBR army.

According to local media outlets, “flesh coloured ‘figs” rioted at a baseball game in the first reported case of hooliganism in the mind-numbing sport.

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